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nave@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago

you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse

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you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse

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nave@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago
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    Notice they never said no to the incest parentage.

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    i like you as a friend and I'm going to choose to not even respond to that inflates you making you big and round

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    I’m thinking we don’t exactly want everybody on Lemmy. Just the people who’d actually put in a little bit of effort.

    Yes, I know this is the shitpost community.

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      [farts in face]

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        [pees in ur butt]

        • don@lemm.ee
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          [poops on ur chest]

          • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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            [puts on robe and wizard hat]

          • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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            [cums aggressively]

            • Match!!@pawb.social
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              [inflates you making you big and round]

              • NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml
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                [greentexts you]

      • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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        Goddammit I was going to steal it!

        • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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          [farts in face]

    • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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      What better place than Lemmy shitpost for premium “[farts in face]” discourse?

      • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world
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        Terrence and Philip?

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      Y’all are delusional if you think Lemmy doesn’t have this shit already. The main dev is legitimately in contention for the most cringe person on the Internet.

    • hansolo@lemm.ee
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      For reeeeal, I want an internet univeristy town. If I wanted to deal with a dumptruck full of dickbags all the time, I would move to Boston and go back on reddit.

  • crusa187@lemmy.ml
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    I’M FAARRTTIINNGGGG!!!

  • RobotZap10000@feddit.nl
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    The "Absolute cinema" meme, but the head is now that of Socrates. The caption reads "Absolute Socratic method"

    • Cano@lemm.ee
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      Reminds me more of Diogenes but… Uh…

      jerks off in public

      • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        In the agora straight up jorkin it.

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    Fno I’ll answer to all my emails like this

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    I was also on the internet when I was 14. It would have been better if I were ignored

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    Oh people forget to not feed trolls everywhere; that’s hardly a Lemmy phenomenon.

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      Those are reddit comments

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        I’m not sure how this relates to my statement.

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      [Shits in face]

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    As far as I’m aware, in the US, the only mandated and enforced expiration dates by law are for baby food manufacturers.

    Everything else is a vendor suggestion.

    And don’t feed the trolls.

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    I love watching NPCs so much

    Why censor usernames?

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      Because people WILL go and harass users whose names they’ve seen in screenshots. Sure it’s usually not hard to find them anyway but you don’t have to make it extra easy, do you?

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      Why censor usernames?

      To be honest I stole the screenshot

      If you want heres the link

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    Not missing anyone by leaving reddit, huh?

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    His mom/aunt did not raise him right

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    Both nachos. Obviously

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