Bold of you to assume that Big Bird isn’t eternall and unchanging. Before the universe was created, Big Bird was there. When the last protron decays at the end of time, Big Bird will be there. He is always present, unyielding, and Big.

Everyone knows that frozen peas are only good for two things: icing your face after having your wisdom teeth out and icing balls after a vasectomy. That bag in the freezer isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.

Mexico likely feels like the US declaring the cartels terrorist orgs will be a pretext to cross border military attacks/interventions/escapades (I’m not sure what the right word should be here).

And you were able to work on your own with less than a weeks worth of OJT?

I read the headline and understood it but once I saw the picture I got confused and couldn’t understand how teeth and testicles were relevant to that ass.

For my health.

All of these look like they would cost $50 at some super pretentious restaurant.

Half the time when I’m wearing headphones they aren’t even turned on.

Colin Robinson

I think so. I saw it going into the mothership and got a picture of it.

The next election will likely be between Ford and Disney’s reanimated corpses.

Yep. This is weird. I can see your comment in my messages but if I go to the actual post it shows that there is a message but I can’t expand it to see it.

I don’t know how to check but the comment is gone for me now.

I’m blocking a lot of communities (all sports related) but I’m not blocking any users or instances.

That makes sense. I don’t usually use the web client.

I don’t think I’m blocking anyone specifically. I might be blocking an instance. I’ll have to look into that.

I don’t have any actual brothers but I do have friends who might as well be brothers. Are my balls both unique or is one of them identical to that of my bros?

Who in their right mind would ever think that any publicly traded company is consumer first? Their only goals are short term profit followed long term profits. Everything else is in pursuit of those two things.

I’ll tell you the one thing I love doing more than almost anything l…counting chick’s before they’ve hatched. A lot of times I over count, sometimes I count just right, and then the one magical time when I somehow ended up with more!

Normally if agree but I’m willing to make exceptions.

The only problem is that then Vance gets to step up and while Trump is willing to use Project 2025 to get what he wants, Vance is one of the authors.