I don’t have words to describe how much I would hate to use one of those. I already feel like I’m scratching the paper with the 0.5.

And…yea. You’re right. I got my decimal point in the wrong place.

My handwriting is borderline illegible already and I find with the 1.0 pens I just end up with blobs of ink.

With a .07 ball. I don’t tolerate .05 or .1 heretics in my G2 superiority worldview.

You only know the answer because you were there when the picture was taken.

I thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.

I wonder if other hand based clothing items are ok. White gloves clearly aren’t but what about different colored gloves? What about gauntlets? Inquiring minds want to know how far we can push this before legally we’re in the wrong.

The public is my domain to burninate! 🔥

There are 9 total at the link op provided.

Bold of you to assume that Big Bird isn’t eternall and unchanging. Before the universe was created, Big Bird was there. When the last protron decays at the end of time, Big Bird will be there. He is always present, unyielding, and Big.

Everyone knows that frozen peas are only good for two things: icing your face after having your wisdom teeth out and icing balls after a vasectomy. That bag in the freezer isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.

Mexico likely feels like the US declaring the cartels terrorist orgs will be a pretext to cross border military attacks/interventions/escapades (I’m not sure what the right word should be here).

And you were able to work on your own with less than a weeks worth of OJT?

I read the headline and understood it but once I saw the picture I got confused and couldn’t understand how teeth and testicles were relevant to that ass.

For my health.

All of these look like they would cost $50 at some super pretentious restaurant.

Half the time when I’m wearing headphones they aren’t even turned on.

Colin Robinson

I think so. I saw it going into the mothership and got a picture of it.

The next election will likely be between Ford and Disney’s reanimated corpses.

Yep. This is weird. I can see your comment in my messages but if I go to the actual post it shows that there is a message but I can’t expand it to see it.