I’m not sure paying more for a worse experience is the brag you think it is.

Everyone knows that construction workers famously never have their phones with them so complete the look by leaving yours at home.

Me: Show me your menu.

Them: Not without all this info.

Me: No. I’ll eat someplace else.

Them: Shocked Pikachu face.

Safes are sometimes heavy and hard to steal. I propose that we buy the safe so we don’t get hustled when we leave with it but then rob the store to get our money back. It’ll probably be easy to take because they just sold their safe.

One step away from being a modern day Roland the Farter.

I’m not a scientist but, yes, that absolutely is possible.

So what you’re saying is that the poop doesn’t have any germs in it.

Thats why it kept one star.

What are you doing with that person’s kid’s book?

I’d even remove the “may” from the statement and say that I will silently judge but its none of my business so within a minute I’ll have forgotten that they exist.

I’m gonna send him to outer space

And opossums to eat the ticks that do make it there.

Wouldn’t Marvel cross the line from Science Fiction into Science Fantasy? Ignoring the metal debate for a minute, we’ve got litteral gods, a sapient tree, a rock man, a guy who shoots lasers from his face, and a thousand other absolutely nuts things.

You’re not going to not take the Obamas up on a threesome. That kind of opportunity doesn’t knock twice.

I was in Seatle recently and was surprised at the number of public bathrooms they were gender neutral. It was just a bunch of stalls with almost floor to ceiling walls.

I agree that this is is clearly for ducks but that just means you can juice several chickens at once.

Thats always the first thing that I do when I come home. The license plate cover comes off, the stickers come off the back window, and I tey to take the branding on the metal off without hurting the paint. If they want me to advertise they can take a grand off the price.

I’m like that at work sometimes. Kinda sucks.

Her plus Carissa Codel on weather and I’ll watch the news religiously.

Maybe if we quit blowing them up every chance we get they wouldn’t hate us as much. Think how much aid we could provide for the same amount of money we’re spending to bomb them.