That’s accurate because there is more than likely more than one person stealing foil for drug use.

What good is fusing your butts together if you have a transient anus?

Citations needed. I can’t find a source on this.

Say goodbye to these!

If you have to ask, it’s not for you.

Isn’t me working something I do for survival?

Is it possible to win 67? It isnt possible to win The Game.

I thought the saying was “A person who represents themselves in court has a fool for a client.”

Rest comfortable knowing that there isn’t anything they can do to you to get it back.

And save all your food stamps and burn down a trailer park.

The goal is to get hurt on the job bad enough for a significant payout but not so bad that im in constant pain for the rest of my life.

I’m not sure paying more for a worse experience is the brag you think it is.

Everyone knows that construction workers famously never have their phones with them so complete the look by leaving yours at home.

Me: Show me your menu.

Them: Not without all this info.

Me: No. I’ll eat someplace else.

Them: Shocked Pikachu face.

Safes are sometimes heavy and hard to steal. I propose that we buy the safe so we don’t get hustled when we leave with it but then rob the store to get our money back. It’ll probably be easy to take because they just sold their safe.

One step away from being a modern day Roland the Farter.

I’m not a scientist but, yes, that absolutely is possible.

So what you’re saying is that the poop doesn’t have any germs in it.

Thats why it kept one star.

What are you doing with that person’s kid’s book?