Keyboard shortcuts from my Tandy 1000HX trying to program in QBASIC and QuickBASIC are burned into my fingers.

ctrl+a

shift+del

ctrl+s

alt+tab

shift+ins

Don’t insult the clipboard by implying you don’t trust it.

Maybe some light stiletto sounding first.

I was searching for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy!

This is a level of precision used only by lawyers and middle-school boys trying to see boobs during truth or dare.

How’s your low-level programming ability?

I bet you could update its firmware to one you write.

Ever use one of those kid toothbrushes that plays a song by vibrating your skull? You could do that live from a microphone.

Not for a brisket though. I’m too old to stay up that long.

Yellow shell

The oral-b integration has been installed by 13,611 users.

NES controller cord flashbacks.

How Ancient Greece created Western Democracy and separated us from the savages.

Franz Ferdinand got assassinated and that was bad, therefore assassinations only make things worse.

WWII and how the US saved the world.

Russians were scary but America won.

Medication can be an important part of mental healthcare for many people.

I don’t get it. We tend to think of raw animal products as either exotic or gross (French steak tartare, Korean yookhwe, Italian carpaccio, German mett, etc). Even filet Américain, despite its name, is something most Americans have never heard of. We don’t really have our own equivalent to these dishes. Maybe over-easy eggs?

You won’t find them in grocery stores. But they’re worth ordering for actually-homemade banana pudding.

For older and smaller buildings with food, we often have an “air curtain” generated by a blower above the door. https://berner.com/air-curtains-101/types-of-air-curtains/

Though I’ve never seen a home with one.

Tell me your secret

In the US, many stores with food (grocery stores, restaurants) have what’s essentially a crappy pressurized airlock. You go through one set of doors, above which is an outward-facing blower, into a small room with higher pressure, then through another set of doors. The airlock is also often filled with hidden bug zappers, but even without them, insects getting in would be drastically reduced.

Javascript lets you compare unlike types without extra steps using ==. If you want strict comparison where “2” isn’t 2, use === and !==. Personally, I find that easier than having to parseint or cast every damn thing or whatever c does (strtol?). That said, I have build tools set up to enforce strict comparison because I don’t trust myself or others.

Maybe it’s the plural possessive, like a possessive youse.

From seeing cats in heat, I have to assume it’s like temporarily having the sex drive of a 14 year old boy on a first date.

I wonder if they have post-nut clarity.

Damn, I had a Tandy 1000HX (very much not a 486) and never had to do that. Maybe because, despite having a hard disk, it had DOS on its own ROM.