Mentally, they’re all still ten-year-olds.

Neat! I got the game two months ago, and I’m having a lot of fun! I learned of it from the “OG” DRG, which I’ve had for a lot longer (and played much, MUCH more), but it’s great when I just want a fun, quick and simple game to play. I’m still dumbfounded how this game rips off most of its assets, mechanics and even weapons from its predecessor and STILL be completely different, while also actually being fun!

Open casket means that some dummy had mercy on him, or they just borrowed that one animatronic from Disney World.

If a hypothetical girl really would be “turned off” by you enjoying being yourself, then you probably wouldn’t be able to build a loving relationship with them anyways. Don’t forget to give the Easter Bunny a copy as well!

I didn’t even notice that! He almost looks human, the horror!

Spray-tan? Come now, we all know that’s Cheeto dust.

Wait, his skin color isn’t actually orange?!

It would be very cool if it lit up when you turn on Multi Flame Generation

Does anybody want some toast?

I remember the Vortigaunts sidestepping your shotgun blasts on Black Mesa.

When I played Half Life 1 for the first time, I almost immediately lost interest after getting to Xen. When I played Black Mesa, I almost cried when I got there. Best fan-made remake I’ve ever played!

What do operating systems have to do with monitor compatibility? I thought that you just needed a working video output and HDMI/DisplayPort/etc did the rest.

Does this have any meaning that I don’t know of, or is this just a shitpost?

Whoever hacked this poor fellow’s webcam seems to have captured a much better photo to use in their scams.

Large Face Vance

SAD!

At this moment, any teaching or glamorisation of simulated gambling automatically leads to a PEGI 18 rating," the ratings board stated

Who’s the clown now?

“Political Correctness”, “Social Justice Warrior”, “Woke”, “Diversity, Equality, Inclusivity”; the shit-for-brains bigots will always try to make their hatred seem reasonable and just. Don’t be fooled!