I walk like that sometimes…

!internetisbeautiful@lemm.ee is what you’re looking for.

Is it really that hard to just not look at the phone? I moved all of my internet entertainment to my laptop and I only ever use my phone for calling or government stuff.

You ain’t OG if you’ve never smoked the toilet bong.

Must have been the wind…

Why not just pick a starting time, then count the seconds that have passed since then?

It probably feels a lot more like this

TRUMP is the GREATEST GODKING EVER because he will FINALLY GET RID OF the d*mn WOKEDEIDRAGILLEGALSQUEENIMMIGRANTS that sleepy joeBUSSED into our great country🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 GOD BLESS AMERICA AMEN

Every modern router that I’ve worked with has an option to turn the lights off at night. Does the control panel of your router have that too?

2, if I wanted it to be round, I’d have grabbed a spoon.

Mentally, they’re all still ten-year-olds.

Neat! I got the game two months ago, and I’m having a lot of fun! I learned of it from the “OG” DRG, which I’ve had for a lot longer (and played much, MUCH more), but it’s great when I just want a fun, quick and simple game to play. I’m still dumbfounded how this game rips off most of its assets, mechanics and even weapons from its predecessor and STILL be completely different, while also actually being fun!

Open casket means that some dummy had mercy on him, or they just borrowed that one animatronic from Disney World.

If a hypothetical girl really would be “turned off” by you enjoying being yourself, then you probably wouldn’t be able to build a loving relationship with them anyways. Don’t forget to give the Easter Bunny a copy as well!

I didn’t even notice that! He almost looks human, the horror!

Spray-tan? Come now, we all know that’s Cheeto dust.

Wait, his skin color isn’t actually orange?!

It would be very cool if it lit up when you turn on Multi Flame Generation