Source?

“Thou shalt not even try to be a decent person”

the 11th commandment I guess

Of course? All that flowing. Why do you think rivers sometimes run dry? Because they’re exhausted!

Obviously you haven’t seen a good natural rock.

I haven’t seen this particular rock with my own eyes.

I don’t think I want to bite that.

you mean gravel?

What if a child saw this post? Do you want children to get traumatised by this disgusting sinful rock perversion?!?

What if it’s a hyper realistic drawing of a stone? Checkmate atheists.

How can you know?? Have you tried putting this one in your mouth?

UMM ACTUALLY I’M A ROCK BRAINED STONE

YOU’RE PROBABLY STONED YOURSELF SINCE YOU’RE SPOUTING UTTER NONSENSE

I’ve now written the scene with death cap mushrooms, but I’ll keep this in mind if I decide to change it later. Ty!

you better not treat my trusted servant with contempt

NO IT’S A STONE NOT A ROCK

Those are some great tits.

Finn here, anyone who sexualises sauna nudity is a complete idiot. YOU DON’T FUCKING WEAR ANYTHING IN THE SAUNA, PERIOD.

it’s almost that time of the year again

Why do they still have an american flag in the classroom???

I’d be more than glad to ignite that flag.

A couple days or more.