What’s wrong with his shoulders?

beep boop

Have you tried using duct tape? I heard it stops leaks.

Oh phew.

a free day

Like… A day when everything’s free? The logic isn’t logicing here.

Sounds like a perfect time to have a minimum-wage worker bring you food!

(jokes aside I hope you’re ok)

Obviously American propaganda is bad, but how do you know this is not Chinese propaganda?

Can someone with knowledge on Hinduism explain a bit?

That the Greeks stole from Egyptians and Phoenicians.

Damn you OP, I instantly went to check if he was actually dead and now I’m disappointed.

I don’t think you’re supposed to put cups or any other vessels in your bladder.

If you need to piss every 30 minutes then that sounds like you need more salt or have an UTI.

Exactly. Yeah, there’s a whole lot of things wrong with TikTok, but banning it is censorship veiled as ‘protecting the children’ and shit.

Moral of the story: be body positive or your body will be eaten.

Where can you make text like this?

Not posting is free.

Who’s out there bitching about crows?! >:(

I mean, the firefighters were slaves, so that’d be a bit unfair to blame them.

Shh, don’t give them any ideas.

Thanks, now I can’t unsee it.