I wish it was possible…

Everyone know that girls don’t do either of those, duhhh.

bold of you to assume he’d say sorry.

Well, I still wouldn’t consider using Reddit to be near as bad as using Shitter.

Source?

“Thou shalt not even try to be a decent person”

the 11th commandment I guess

Of course? All that flowing. Why do you think rivers sometimes run dry? Because they’re exhausted!

Obviously you haven’t seen a good natural rock.

I haven’t seen this particular rock with my own eyes.

I don’t think I want to bite that.

you mean gravel?

What if a child saw this post? Do you want children to get traumatised by this disgusting sinful rock perversion?!?

What if it’s a hyper realistic drawing of a stone? Checkmate atheists.

How can you know?? Have you tried putting this one in your mouth?

UMM ACTUALLY I’M A ROCK BRAINED STONE

YOU’RE PROBABLY STONED YOURSELF SINCE YOU’RE SPOUTING UTTER NONSENSE

I’ve now written the scene with death cap mushrooms, but I’ll keep this in mind if I decide to change it later. Ty!

you better not treat my trusted servant with contempt

NO IT’S A STONE NOT A ROCK

Those are some great tits.

Finn here, anyone who sexualises sauna nudity is a complete idiot. YOU DON’T FUCKING WEAR ANYTHING IN THE SAUNA, PERIOD.