Those sharp wires are way too close to the dog’s eyes.

No, it’s Number Five. Didn’t you read the title?

The slime monster can’t play basketball, though.

I was being sarcastic.

Yep. If you want to escape from surveillance and censorship, you’ve got to go to a communist country.

The hierarchy of power in the British royal family is about to change.

A park ranger’s job is never Finnish.

Scanlines in tate mode.

No. The 1931 Statute of Westminster gave us full control over our foreign policy. The phrase “When Britain is at war, Canada is at war” was about the first world war, not the second.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRNKxAy049w

Wo-man. Whoooah, man.

It took me way too long to realize you weren’t talking about Conan the Talk Show Host.

Rubber tires that size are a safety hazard and should not be permitted. Transportation vehicles should have metal wheels instead that can’t rupture. Of course, our current asphalt roads couldn’t support this kind of metal-wheeled vehicle, but if we put them on some sort of rail we could solve that problem.

How do you know he’s wearing pants in the last panel?

It’s a white top with a black zipper. What is there to talk about?

When I was a kid we just called it a Nintendo. We didn’t start using any pronunciation of “NES” until later consoles were out.

All cars should be CMYK instead. Out of yellow? Take the bus.