Fun fact: that’s pronounced “kiribass”.

“Three” and “thread”. Not because of the th, that’s never been a problem (I learnt the basics very early in life when pronunciation was easy to learn), but because my mouth somehow wouldn’t go from “th” to “r”. It was only a few years ago when it suddenly clicked. Weirdly, I never had an issue saying “through” and “threat”.

Your use of shitty photoshop instead of resorting to automated “solutions” is highly commendable, you’re a role model for generations to come.

Healthcare.

To be fair, that’s because the fossil fuel lobby does everything to prevent alternatives.

Who said anything about the idea?

Could’ve been a very nice shitty shop, 5 minutes max, but no, you had to make slop instead.

Goodness gracious do you look even ONCE at what you post?

Don’t kink shame, it hurts nobody.

Edit: the kink is what hurts nobody, naturally, is what I mean. I am severely sleep-deprived. Forcing people who work for you to cater to your kink is of course scum behaviour.

Fuck your opinion, clearly womb-ists need to die, wume-ism is the only truth!

I fucking hate that apparently it’s necessary to add a countdown to keep people’s attention for more than two seconds and I have ADHD.

Deep thoughts with the Deep.

Uh. Maybe? I don’t know what you’re referring to.

From English “football”. It’s the sounds of the word spelt out according to the phonetic rules of some languages.

Someone has a lot of time on their hands.

My probability of coming into contact with measles is higher than my probability of being an MD? I’d sure say so.

This but without the unnecessary aggression towards something that hurts nobody.

Not only is this AI, I also have no idea what I’m looking at.

• Do not assume older people have anything at all figured out

Forgetting to get groceries in time for when shops are closed for several days in a row.