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At this fucking point, I’m willing to hear Marvin the goddamn Martian’s platform and think he may be on to something with his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

For those unable to read uncensored words, it’s “f*****g”. Hope that fucking helps.

“A-a-actually, I-I-I was hoping for one of y-y-your l-l-l-leg hairs, please!” >///<

Ah the ole lemmy switcheroo

What, no hamster?

Oh, okay. Interesting. Thanks.

Does Japan still censor their pornography? I heard that was a thing, wondered if they still do.

As for the Americans, it’s my understanding that the conservatives like to publicly pretend they’re chaste and pure because religious sexual repression, yet harbor the largest number of pedophiles and other affiliated degenerates, while the progressives aren’t nearly as backward and see sexual expression as natural.

For roughly one half of the population, they’re unfortunately internationally defined by the shittier other half that gets nearly all of the (very well deserved) infamy.

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[looks at size of giant mutant rabbit] You could’ve just said no.

[INSULT]

Boom. Roasted, OP. No comin back from that one.

lol he’s an automatic exemption to nearly everything

Nooooooo don’t crush puppers head, tf’s wrong with you

Spambot. I and many others have gotten it.

Gang gonna learn all about high-yield thermobaric devices up close and personal via a pop quiz

Welcome to the Peter Principle:

The Peter principle is a concept in management developed by Laurence J. Peter which observes that people in a hierarchy tend to rise to “a level of respective incompetence”: employees are promoted based on their success in previous jobs until they reach a level at which they are no longer competent, as skills in one job do not necessarily translate to another.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle?wprov=sfti1

…if you insist. [Equips cutting torch]

Is this question rhetorical? The people you’re addressing this question to aren’t on Lemmy. Try Fox News, lies social, or wherever other sewers the maggots live in.

Their mistake was not moving the bowl while pouring. Move the target to meet the arrow.

They put in the replacement groundhog and try again, and give the late p-phil an honorable burial. This will happen as many times as necessary for as long as necessary.

I pronounce it “dee-ah-loozh”.