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I was perfectly (nothing) in non-existence, and then two assholes decided to fuck that right up.

I’ll be gone… In a day or two

It’s never off silent. Period.

I drink this while eating my fried ham water.

Mmm, saltea.

Webpages update from time to time. Don’t worry, it doesn’t take long. Not sure why the mouse being in her hand is cause for worry, though.

Dated pop culture reference: [INSERT DATED POP CULTURE REFERENCE HERE]

“When’s the next bus?” — No one, ever.

The guy’s clearly a bank employee, not sure why barkeep’s just making shit up like that

Awesome! I also just started playing Hades, which you may want to check out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hades_(video_game)?wprov=sfti1

I can vouch for nearly all of the suggestions in this thread, and suggest one I haven’t seen: Vampire Survivors. I’m not one much for anything to do with vampires, but the mechanics with this one are really pretty good.

If you’ve ever seen bullet hell games like Touhou, it’s kind of like that, but you are the bullet hell. You also only have one real control during the action part of the game and that is to move your character around the non-stop enemy swarms that come at you.

Your character has a weapon and automatically uses that weapon without any input from you, and as you kill enemies, you collect gems that allow you to upgrade that weapon that constantly fires. You also get chances for other item and weapons upgrades with the intent to learn their “unions” (a la The Binding of Isaac) where items work together to create fantastical “bullet heaven” screen-clearing destruction.

There’s probably a wiki about it, but it’s really pretty damn good.

The both, why not?

Dude really shouldn’t have hit the wall that fast, but I’m glad he did lol

Hooray sportsball.

Die Mart, your literal one-stop shop mart.

Time to quit.

Toilet?!

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Oh, right, sure. Toilet. Yeah, definitely. Totally.

Power of hard work and sacrifice right there, a true testament to the spirit of capitalism. If you can, all can.

With no speed lines indicating that they were moving, they appeared to be at a stop, when magically a bicyclist flew in from out of nowhere.

My story’s pretty much this.