Marriage makes it easier for your spouse to get their due when you pass. If you were never married it doesn’t matter how long you were together your estranged family can still relatively easily pick your corpse clean and leave nothing for the person you actually loved.

Being a smartass is the purest form of wisdom in my book.

When the demons socialize with them.

Because then most of the people being deported right now would just be deported to the US, causing a paradox and unfolding reality.

It’s been more than four hours, I need to see a doctor.

If you still are

libertarians when their personal liberties are crushed by corporations

Well… it’s not an unpaid internship, we’re just not splitting hairs on who’s getting paid.

How can she be hot when her last name it literally vomity.

What about Pope Doritus?

What was it?

Do you know how many users on tech support calls thought the tech was talking about their own computer instead of the user’s? Or would just brainbreak into repeatedly yelling “it’s not my computer it’s my job’s/child’s/dog’s computer”?

I’m 31 but I can relate to it by remembering some times I asked a question I thought was benign that turned into a two hour long lecture.

Hellraid looked like it was going to be an awesome spooky fantasy game but then they turned it into a shitty dying light dlc.

$90 is still an insane ask for an almost decade old game but at least they’re not completely screwing over the people who already own it for once.

You will receive a full refund in five to ten business years.

Ahoy there, matey!

I be wantin’ to hoist me tankard and give ye a hearty cheer for that tale ye spun! It be a right treasure of a story, filled with swashbucklin’ adventure and fine characters that danced like the waves upon the sea. I found meself lost in yer words, as if I were sailin’ the high seas alongside ye!

Ye have the gift of a true bard, and I be lookin’ forward to hearin’ more of yer yarns in the future. Keep the tales comin’, or I’ll be forced to make ye walk the plank! Arrr!

Fair winds and followin’ seas to ye!

Yeah. I liked Origins as a game but since playing that one, which I got for free anyway I think, I haven’t looked at the series since.

They decided to give the game a wardrobe system with loot rarity so you could get EPIC MOUNTS and RARE SWORDS.

But there’s no point to it because the game just gives you the Chocobo mount for free and that’s the only one worth using.

empress is dead