who says i don’t

What if the guys want it?

If periods are so terrible then why do women keep having them. Checkmate, liberals.

hotdog stand my beloved

If dogs are so trainable then how come we never trained them to use litter boxes. Checkmate, liberals.

literally a french word

English is fucked up in large part due to being corrupted by the French cancer. If anything we are one of the most qualified to talk shit about them.

He’s fatfacing >:{

To be fair this is one of the rare times dessalines seems to be able to keep his mouth shut.

I think the bigger issue is that this comic seems to imply climate change will summon meteors.

My border extends 20 miles off the coast.

Well, yes, british people do tend to infest houses in britain.

If I’m speaking to the creator of JS it is only to accost him for ruining the internet.

Her ass deflates

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Dotcom’s been doing it for decades and he’s rich as hell. Even after losing 95% of his money since 2012 he’s still got $10mil.

A nice high fabric ceiling would be great.

Imagine living for centuries and still not having any money saved up.

That absolutely would be me as a vampire.

take your credit card number

add 2

that’s your credit card number plus two

post it

How rude of automod to not respond…