the perfect crime. no bullet.

You’re right. It goes beyond work. It’s a service to humanity.

Warnings are for ignorings :3

Prove it

…yes? I don’t understand the confusion here?

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A lot of these types of people are just segregationists in a different tone.

One mcdonalds meal has enough calories to level a city block.

Everyone copes differently.

How did he get pictures of my wife

Neck tie. Bowties are for chippendales.

It’s actually a commentary on the history of the flute and its usage in sexual activities in Zamgonia.

That’s just something we’re born with?

Don’t tell me you’re one of those… coldies.

Boi ain’t nobody paying for mine

Does that even still get you suspended from twitter?

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I look up regular bukkake and it’s not my fault other people use the term piss bukkake.

Look bud. All I’m saying is that when the porn site algorithms have a stroke and think I’m into that kind of stuff, 7 times out of 10 the title is in german.

Don’t suggest .ml communities to people.