• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    They spoke in codes. A lot of those hokey greeting cards from the Victorian era, with specific flowers and chaste, maudlin sentiments, were probably widely understood as codes for the most torrid of passions.

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      sometimes.

      I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her.

      There’s a reason Joyce is considered a master of the English language.

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        is that the movie where meryl streep doesn’t know who the father of her child is because she was conceived in a foursome with three dudes who just took turns railing her?

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          Think it was three dudes on separate occasions within a week or 2 but I like your version more

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            imagining they were a polycule that broke up makes the movie watchable

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          Mamma mia was such a shitty, anti-feminist film.

          The protagonist can only define herself by who her father is. The mum is an irresponsible/unethical slut that can’t even keep track of who nutted in her, depriving her child of a father.

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              OK, so you think the opposite is true? It’s feminist for a woman to base her identity on who her father is? That women shouldn’t bother with any kind of birth control/family planning despite banging multiple people within a timeframe that would lead her to raise a child without understanding who the dad could be?

              Because fuck it, we shouldn’t expect anything from women, right?

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          That’s why dude’s was a portrait, you can take breaks, let the painter go for a smoke or cry or whatever

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      It took ages of the subject sitting still to get a picture back then. The photographer had plenty of time to grind one out about it.