My girlfriend does this to me during sex. Peels me like a disobedient potato

Go rinse them fingertips in vinegar.

No

My mind tends to go back to the torture articles on Wikipedia and rough scenes from movies, like “Imagine being tied to a wheel and all your bones broken with clubs like they used to do in the middle ages.” And “How about that bit in Galveston where they tortured the dude and raped his friend to death. That was a bummer!”

These “hours”, where can you purchase them in their most fast-acting formula?

Lmao

Some light grovelling wouldn’t go astray.

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I can’t tell you, I signed an NDA

“That is the year when I was happy.”

I just had mine with half a tin of corn and a can of tomato tuna. Desert was granola and oat milk. Of all the meals I’ve had this week, this was one of them.

Of course, it’s moist and delicious

What distro do you use?

Everything reminds me of her

No, she died in a creek.

You will regret it in 500 years though.

I only eat the crust.

“What if Left, but worse and racist?”

For now. Their day will come again

The landlords.

There are a lot of them so it would be exhausting work to behead them all myself but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make