putting the “ass” in passive!
Everyone. Calm down… This is a joke account.
Here another one of his posts.
Coca-Cola owns the machines, btw.
Guess who own Coca Cola —-> Passive Income /s
I used to run an auto service center with a Coke machine in the waiting room. Once a month I would get a commission check in the mail from Coca-Cola for usually about $50 or $60. We averaged about 40 cars a day through that place so the machine got a lot of business…
That’s not passive… 60 interviews a day?
This is a capitalistic nightmare, just getting people on interviews to give them false hope just to make money from them. This is a scam.
Put out a bowl of extra salty peanuts and crank up the heat. Open a small bar in the corner serving margaritas, mojitos, pina coladas, etc… Sit back and watch the passive income roll in.
Am I confused on why people are overcomplicating the math and adding assumptions to a clear given.
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60 applications a day.
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Half of them (30) buy something.
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Makes 300 per day.
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They must make $10 per vending customer.
We can safely ignore operating costs and sementics to conclude this is massive ragebait.
Agree with the ragebait, but (theoretically) they might interview more than one person at a time. He talks about 50-60 interviews a day, so with that seat layout, we have a max of 8*60=480 interviewees (assuming the interviewer is also sitting). That would be 240 drinks per day.
But it’s going to be quite busy. Let’s say he works 12 hours = 5 interviews/hour = 12 minutes per interview = 1.5 minutes per interviewee. That is not accounting for the time everyone needs to settle in and sit down/get up and out again; the time for him to casually get people to use their very limited time to buy a drink instead of being interviewed somehow (?) Also not accounting for the work involved in inviting and scheduling people, refilling the machine, costs of drinks, office space etc. And the soul draining work of funneling 480 people per day through a stupid fake interview, repeat the same thing every 12 minutes, just to get them to buy a drink instead of doing something useful.
What a nightmare. In this scenario, he is really the person to feel bad for. Imagine a life like that 😅
And apart from that: The more logical setup would be to turn off the air condition in the waiting area and put the vending machine there.
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That’s not passive income. That’s a lot of work.
Found the lazy hippie
presumably they get a salary and the 300 is extra just for suggesting it.
60 interviews, at just 15 minutes each, is 15 hours a day. Someone is putting in an astounding amount of work for just $300.
There’s nothing more Lemmy than someone taking an obvious joke seriously.
presumably, they get a salary for the work of doing the interviews
If they never hire anyone, then they are absolutely shit at their job.
Could do 5 minute interviews
“Hi, hey a soda and get the fuck out, we’re not hiring you.”
Warning⛔: comment section filled with haters trying to keep a player down 😤
You forgot your /s.
Because it isn’t needed
Agreed, just use common sense to judge wether or not other people then yourself may understand the semantics and context of written information works pretty well. /s
This is TOTALY real and in no way, designed to infuriate people dumb enough to believe it.
For the record:
“A soda vending machine’s revenue varies significantly based on location and product pricing, but a rough estimate for average daily revenue is $5. Monthly, this could range from $150 to $1,500, with high-traffic locations potentially earning up to $100 per day. However, profit margins depend on product costs and operating expenses.”
And that’s if he owns it outright.
If you look closer, it’s also off-brand drinks, meaning, he absolutely owns the machine, operates it, and restocks.
However, I do wonder the electric costs.
Yes, that is a debate. AFAIK (from Japan), the vending machine providers give home owners a monthly rent for putting the machine on their property, but the home owners pay for the electricity costs. There was an article 1-2 years ago about how that model became basically a zero sum game for the home owners, because of rising electricity costs but I don’t remember the details
𐑞 fash is 🏴, he owns 𐑞 🏧.
𐑚𐑑 thank 𐑿 𐑓 noticing I’m Japanese.
That’s not “Passive” income, if you have to attract 50-60 people per day, pretend to interview them, while subliminally encouraging them to use the vending machine. That’s called a full-time job, and probably illegal, too.
And that isn’t $300/day profit, he has to pay for those items in his machine. The profit is probably no more than 50%, so $150/day. For an 8 hour day, that’s $18.75 an hour. That’s a lot of work for not that much money. It certainly isn’t “Passive.”
Plus rent, electricity, etc…
At lowest estimates that’s a 17hr work day 🤣. 20 minute interviews with no delay in between and no lunch or bathroom breaks.
If you’re going to be self-employed, at least be a good boss to yourself. It doesn’t make sense to treat yourself like the worst boss you’ve ever had.
Keep chasing it, buddy.
I can’t tell if this is satire or linkedin lunatics, and that’s the joy of lemmy shitpost.
That’s active income.
Now hire someone to do the interviews, then it’s passive income.
If he were smart, he would hire a full-time interviewee to ensure there’s always someone interviewing and buying drinks at a steady, predictable rate. Easiest money you’ll ever make.
Unless he’s now managing that person. Then it’s industry! Don’t mind us, we are just out here creating jobs.
I guess if he’s getting paid to do the interviews then it’s technically passive… wait no, then the whole interviewer thing would just count as advertising for his vending machine business
It’s deceptive advertising. I wouldn’t consider it actual advertising.
It’d be better if they had multiple rooms, multiple vending machines and multiple interviewers. Pay the interviewers to do the work and take the passive income.
But also this is horrible noone should do this.
The math doesn’t math.
Even assuming the drinks cost $3, even if all 60 bought one, that’s $180, not 2 or 3 hunnid.
And that’s not counting the work to do the interviews, as mentioned by others, or counting the work to do inventory and stick the machine, it even the cost of the drinks themselves.
Bro really doin all this work for what accounts to maybe $30 profit on a good day. Which would be ok for a tiny amount of work, but even if he does this at his regular job, is just a decent chunk extra, not a ton.
It’s almost as if this was in fact a shitpost
Tru
sure… 9-8 min per job interview including welcoming the candidate, smalltalk, talking about the bullshit role you have to offer, listening to the candidates speech about why they are the best match for the bullshit role, asking critical questions about hypothetical job situations, pressing the candidate to buy a pyramid-scheme soda, saying goodbyes and escorting the candidate out.
sure that sounds realistic
Somehow that’s still passive income lol
Sounds like mf work to me 😂
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Yeah…this is the kind of person that the mob was most useful for back in the day. This was the kind of guy that got his knees broken for being a wise guy.
