If you’re having orgies it’s at least a few other people’s business.

Is this definitely what those devs are asking for? Sure this isn’t just cutting them twice?

Probably not as good as being bald, but you’ll probably save at least a few billion.

You don’t think hospital ceos pray?

Is arch woke?

Oh man, I really want to hear star trek reading guy sing this.

You are better off bro.

Found the lazy hippie

Impressive. Most of us get palate fatigue around 20 or so. Would imagine your BAL would still be legally fine, but everyone has different tolerance.

ATV enthusiasts?

You really don’t need to swallow at a wine tasting. In fact you’ll be able to taste a lot more without starting to affect your judgment if you don’t.

I must have been playing too many video games cuz I totally missed out on the free Healthcare. Can I still get some of that?

Most old men have them. Just ask one.

The prophecy is real? The one who’s colon that neither coffee nor the tacos of bell can touch? I am at your service - and will follow you towards your great destiny.

I dunno, that kind of regularity sounds admirable.

Until this post I didn’t know this was a thing. I thought I just had a weird bathroom kink or something, but I’ve had lots of dreams with bathrooms very similar to this. Had no idea this was a shared experience.

I also often end up peeing on something in the weird bathroom and the suddenly realizing that the thing I’m peeing on is not supposed to be peed upon and feel awful about it, and sometimes someone comes in and sees me peeing on the part I wasnt supposed to be peeing on.

Give that man a Teslar sticker already!

Ever seen fingers before?

Let’s just say my first computer did not have one of those cup holder trays but my second computer did.

Probably right. They figure yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and fart in this because it smells like sulfur anyway. The meat workers probably don’t get a lot of fart breaks, so they just fart in the sulfur packed meats.