beloved alternatives my mom usually drops:
“das ist nicht die Wucht in Tüten” (this ain’t the might in bags)
“damit kann man keinen Blumentopf gewinnen” (one won’t win a planting pot for that)
“das lockt niemanden vom ofen hervor” (nobody will be lured from behind the oven with that)
sure… 9-8 min per job interview including welcoming the candidate, smalltalk, talking about the bullshit role you have to offer, listening to the candidates speech about why they are the best match for the bullshit role, asking critical questions about hypothetical job situations, pressing the candidate to buy a pyramid-scheme soda, saying goodbyes and escorting the candidate out.
sure that sounds realistic