Ok but if you’re nervous, presumably there’s an expectation that it might not go well…and then you’ll want to leave…in your car…while all that vodka seeps into your brain.

I would think, as a Venezuelan living in Venezuela, your main problem would be the USA.

Someone who’s good at computer, please make! I’m going to assume it wouldn’t be that hard.

So, how fast would you have to go to get green?

Ok never mind I looked it up. 197,640,000 km/hr

According to: https://sciencenotes.org/fast-go-make-red-light-look-green-relativistic-doppler-effect/

My browser tab collection doesn’t help.

Now add a German Shepherd labelled “Firefox” 😝

True that has to be a factor a well. As it turns out they have no issues applying the misogyny to children too.

I suppose this is the logical outcome of rabid individualism. It wasn’t their kids that were abused, but it’s their bank account getting drained at the gas station.

When I was a kid, I thought this line was a joke

I would be concerned about Boris wrecking a perfectly good foyer. Maybe put at the end of your street, leaning on a tree, just make sure the neighbors know what he is, but not who put him there.

There’s an apartment building across the street from where I live, and sometimes the maintenance guy decides to spend his weekend blowing every single leaf on the property. He’ll be at it for hours and hours non-stop, and yes, it makes me wish I could delete leaf blowers from existence.

My partner gets some similar fancy eggs and loves them, but I have to hide 'em in something. They’ll definitely enhance a fried noodle dish, but if you’re just frying the egg on its own, I’ll pass.

I guess maybe some of us are more sensitive to sulfur than others. I’ve never had an egg that didn’t seem at least a little bit farty.

Ah no, definitely not losing your mind! I wish you luck (and infinite patience) in talking some sense into your friend.

“Crony capitalism” is a term invented by defenders of capitalism so that they can put all the bad parts of capitalism in a separate bucket and say “that’s not real capitalism.” It’s a “no true Scotsman” fallacy.

In Ontario, we have “provincial offences officers”, aka “POOs”.

Muppet: “yesss, the old lady disguise worked again!”

Software as a disservice.

We should really know better by now…

Yea, probably… That, or they’ll blockade the St Lawrence and starve them out.