I work in municipal government.

Microsoft does have a separate government- specific subscription with slightly different features, and that may be part of it.

The most annoying part of the government system is that it only allows one MS account to be logged in on a mobile device, so for people with accounts in multiple municipalities (e.g. county officials needing access to permitting data from several cities), they need a different device for each system.

I’ve never run across any of that. There must be some implementation issue that affects some companies and not others, because the 2 places I’ve worked since Teams took over everything have been flawless on all of that (except for Linux- and I really don’t care about that from a business perspective where everyone is going to use Windows).

At my office, it works flawlessly for what we use it for, which is video conferences and chat. We don’t mess with the workspaces and stuff.

The only thing I truly hate about it is that you can’t export a log of a chat. As a government worker, I’m waiting for the lawsuit over Open Records over the lack of that feature.

A corpse would make a better leader than the guy starting up Monday.

And despair.

Thousands of people all treating their perfectly-innocent suitcases with the stuff will generate a false-positive rate high enough that it’ll make the dogs’ signals unusable as probable cause.

I’m not sure you exist.

Cogito ergo non estis?

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The real idea is to treasure those scents and spray them on all kinds of random shit.

If the damn dog reacts to a bunch of items that aren’t weed, then you have grounds to challenge any searches conducted based on the dog’s reaction.

Private parking tickets aren’t generally enforceable in a court, but they can choose to tow or boot your vehicle if you park somewhere ride under their control.

I work at a university, and while the parking services department can’t give you a real ticket enforceable by the court, they can withhold student records, diplomas, etc or withhold registration.

But tickets handed out by University police are different, since they’re actually police and not parking attendants.

I propose a name change for them.

Their parents were “The Greatest Generation”

I think we should start referring to Boomers as “The Worst Generation.”

The most important part of developing hacking tools is to have a UI that includes text scrolling really quickly with little beep, blip, and bloop noises.

It’s amazing how much Mike’s art has evolved since then.

And as awesome as Alice Krige was at the role, her existence completely ruined what made the Borg unique and scary.

They were a collective without individuals. Having a leader just made them another generic villain of the week. And boy did Voyager and Picard run with that.

The last 3 elections were the oldest ever

Is the poop something that has to be done in-person?

Does it have to be assigned to an individual, or can you decide that everybody who uses the word ‘rizz’ regularly will now poop?

Or is it like Death Note where you have to have a specific person in mind? I would totally be down to be the Kira of pants-shitting. I’d be the God of a stinky new world.

Problem is that in the US I’m fairly certain our leaders are already forced to wear diapers. The President who was elected 32 years ago is younger than the President who was elected 2 months ago.

Interestingly, the DOJ version also causes mass killings that made minimal firearm involvement to be on the list.

It’s why the 7th deadliest “school shooting” was in the mid-18th century, and only one person was actually shot, with the rest killed by melee weapons.

So there’s a comfort-food staple at my house that’s distressingly close to this, but sounds even worse.

It’s 1 can cream of mushroom, one can cream of chicken, one can of green peas, and one can of tuna heated in a skillet. That unholy mixture is then stacked on tops of layers of toast and seasoned with lemon pepper.

It looks like the kind of food that would attack Calvin in the old comics, but my family loves it. I’m not sure how good it actually is, or if it’s just the comfort food from when we were really poor and that was a feast for us.

Here’s the thing to remember about retail:

You can’t possibly remember the tens of thousands of customers you deal with, so the ones that stand out in your memory are the outliers. Which is why ulyou remember so many assholes. Most people are perfectly nice, but they’re so common they all kinda blend together.

Ooh - I’ll do an impossible one:

“I will be able to afford a house on double the median household income for my region”