How is it blasphemy to text with Jesus? It’d be an honor.

I hung in there until the company Hawaii trip, never went back.

“Donald Trump just got into a helicopter with my child!”

Yeah, I see what you mean. I’m shocked that thing was left alone with a child.

Is what video of Trump walking alone to a plane with his hand on elons young son hitting different yet?

And not make!

Hot, steamy showers. Warm blankets. Soup for your throat.

But a lot of other people did that and aren’t hung up about sex.

Oh. Got it.

He’s one away from the trifecta! Just needs to show us his cooch now.

Oh he had a fucking stroke alright…

Trump definitely built his own Luxe Cravings Box, I’ll give him that. He took Bill’s Baja Blast. That’s why they call him Frank’s RedHot® Diablo Crispy Chicken Soft Taco Trump. Nope, one too many.

What if it’s the horse? Still probably not on the same level. What if it wasn’t consensual? Now it gets trickier…

It’s this generation’s city in King County, Washington:

I don’t know, but I know one person who IS on the poly market, if you catch my drift.

Nice job, particle physicists. You happy?

If the horse legitimately doesn’t want it, the horse’s body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

This, except out of his Cheney.

Isn’t that just Bridgerton? (I haven’t watched it, full disclosure.)

Imagine how big they made the horse’s dick look!

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