And now you understand how quickly that can turn into “don’t blue-ball God, bro!”

I was so excited until word four.

Gonna need to sauce up those nugz to get a similar experience.

The other 30% was the Dreamcast.

Edit: Where can I get a TV exactly like that? I assume you had to hunt for years and/or restore?

It sounds like they’re using some sort of didgeridoo sample.

I’m not saying there was a pee tape, but we don’t know there wasn’t a pee tape.

Did you not read the Brannock device?

AH. WAS. RUN. IN.

Louis Armstrong and Louie Anderson, too, if we’re talking creative Lous.

Krita was by far the best when I had a Wacom.

I understand. It gets confusing when it’s all upside down.

Huh? The rich people are creating the discomfort? The meek definitely aren’t inheriting the world?

Crazy good remix from a crazy good album.

Got rice cookin’ in the microwave?

That’s some friend.

That’s A-Plenty In My Ass

(From the charming album Bing & Ella)

What’s German for “trying too hard?”

So bird watchers are mostly only seeing the perviest, sketchiest birds?

I exaggerate a little, but the socializing was the best part of the hostels I stayed at. Built-in interesting people to meet. I miss traveling. :(