Until one of the aliens had finally had enough, killed a guy, then parted the Red Sea and led a bunch of slaves to freedom.

Makes you wonder what they didn’t want you to see. Guess you’ll never know now. They probably already removed the juicy bits.

Day 1: The Battles of the CostCos

Sex. Drugs. Also hug my family or whatever. But you don’t even know them so that’s probably not high on your list.

Oh, you’re gonna unleash some synergies alright…

So help me GOD, if you guys get my hopes up for nothing, I will end this world.

I thought that was Primus?

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk inside your trunk?

Isn’t that where the missile hit on that fateful day?

Friend’s name? Eddy.

🙄

Ever hear of a little thing called George Bush?

I fuckin’ knew it.

Pugnacious polecats?

Sooo vivid. Like too vivid. Like scarringly vivid. Be careful easing off the pot, that’s all I’ll say.

I’ve never understood the fight. How could no drugs ever hope to beat yes drugs?

Fuck you, one day I’ll have something like this.

Mouse, M.D.

Edit:

His blonde doctor friend can be Stilton.

Use sparingly:

Salt

Pepper

BBQ rub seasoning from ???

Onion powder

Garlic salt

Misc. dried Italian herbs you’ve owned for years

Anything else left in your pantry

As I understand microwaves, they are essentially powered by magical runes we trap inside.

Agree to disagree. A society would be fine, but I’ll take the air fryers.