Jesus, really just going full mask-off with this one, huh?

As of today, someone born in 1999 was the same age as Marilyn Monroe was when she was born. Makes you think.

You mean the company known for titles like Sega Bass Fishing and Virtua Cop? Whose company color is blue? Yeah, they’re not even subtle.

I like this version. Very to the point.

Couldn’t have been much clearer, but nobody bothers to read the published articles:

I don’t cry.

Until I do, then I REALLY cry.

Tom was spying on Little Bo Peep.

TIL a cucumber is a banana.

Alien: fine! it sure would be a shame if something happened to these lovely polar ice caps…we shall slowly but surely shift your planet’s entire climate, until eventually you will boil like lobsters and the oceans rise!

It was a years-long mistake–I stopped buying Skittles entirely.

When they announced they were FINALLY fixing their nasty green apple mistake, I was briefly hopeful this awful timeline was finally healing itself.

I believe “shirtless photo on horseback” might be the next stage.

Use a bigger basket.

Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

Benjamin Franklin in his letter, “Advice to a Friend On Choosing a Mistress.”

Phew, crisis averted.

Sadly doesn’t seem too bright either.

Gave me a little coughing fit, but I have a head cold, so I’m an easy target.

Installed Snowflake, thanks for the heads-up. Pretty simple way to try to be a little helpful. Was like two clicks.

Why do it at all if not to grow my spankbank?

I would, but my phone is also my only camera right now. I hope to invest in a proper DSLR soon though.