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Well, now I have to listen.
The Oregon trail generation, baby!
Nah, just a good old shitpost.
Understandable.
Well, she has two vaginas now…
Be the change you want to see in the world!
12·23 days agoWhen we met for that first time (to fuck, obvi), I joked that he could be an axe murderer. He said “well, I am, but I generally wait 40 years before killing my victim.”
This ended up being our joke. He is just biding his time to kill me. Should happen when we are in our late 70s or so.
Our 10-year anniversary is this Thursday 🥰
Used to be a swinger. This is very accurate and ultimately why we stopped.
And if you do confuse them…
“Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole dick in my mouth.”
Just don’t do the helicopter. You’ll kill us all!
True story, my husband of 10 years and I met on Craigslist Casual Encounters.
I’ve heard Feeld is where it’s at.
3·24 days agoI freaking loved Astoria, such a mood. Totally get why you’d move there. Maybe one day…
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Wait till menopause. My body temperature is like that of the surface of the sun.
Lol, at first I thought you were responding to my borscht recipe… I was so confused.
Not only is it legal, it’s strongly encouraged.
This is how my husband celebrated Easter:
Justice for Chippy!
Also, Ickplant is innocent 👀
Anyway, here is a cat pic: