I was thinking it’d be better if the owl was looking elsewhere in the first 3 panels and only looked at the viewer in the final panel.

This is about as comforting as “Feeling like you haven’t lived up to your potential? Look at this super accomplished person.”

What if the thief has a beekeeping hobby? You’d be playing right into their hands.

Be the change you wish to see.

This is why record keeping is important.

We’re glad you came out from living under that rock.

“I’m a creep, not a lying creep.”

Also, doing any kind of workout with someone’s elbow in the small of your back sounds horrible.

Counter-counterpoint - this is clearly satire.

Also, yeah, nothing is more unmanly than caring about looking manly.

Looks around at the present

You know what? Ride 4 dinosaurs.

Since vampires were originally an allegory for (at the time) sexual deviants, I’d imagine they’re actually pretty fond of the bussy.

Well I’m extremely concerned with what I do with my peepee, so it makes sense the creator of the universe should be, too. I’m not a narcissist, btw.

Really, the outrage dealers have such a corrosive effect on public discourse that it is probably better to remain completely uninformed than to be informed through them.

We should all aspire to be Steve Jones.

I guess I will continue to not buy their games. I’m lucky they make it so easy by making so many bad games.

Not the most ridiculous official united states account I’ve seen today.

“It’ll be soon” said all Christians 1900 years ago.

From an impartial, rational perspective I pity them for letting groupthink occupy such a large part of their identity.

In the moment, I just think “how can I get away from this person?”

Of course it’s a joke, but I am genuinely curious about why the 3d printed part looks so shitty.

Not needing food or shelter anymore because you’re dead is also great for your budget.

To be fair, it was the math enjoyer’s 4/20 yesterday. You’ve reached math wizard status when you can turn any day into 4/20.