You say he’s an idiot, but at least he’s not as dumb as the carpenters who put their pay from working on the ark into their savings.

Mr. Wonka, your former lawyers have advised me to pin all the accidents and human/oompa-loompa rights violations on the management at the time of the violations in question.

Raise your standards, then, random gooner.

Then we had another who followed procedure perfectly, but I thought she might be glaring at me when I looked away, so I shot her.

Maybe he can do my dog in black so she doesn’t show dirt as easily.

Not really all that much more disturbing than the actual outcome - a dead baby.

Don’t hate him, he just knows how to draw aggro.

The only real difference is that millenial has a stigma that Gen Y doesn’t have.

I’m a millennial and I hate the verb “adulting” more every time I hear it.

That mindset sure is a great way to make sure nothing ever gets better for anyone.

Semi-related, I recall seeing a YouTube video a long time ago about a guy seeing if attaching bright IR lights to a glasses frame could obscure their face from cameras while not being noticeable to people - apart from wearing a glasses frame with small light bulbs attached.

I wonder if that’s gone anywhere.

It helped a lot of photographers earn a living, though.

Are you requesting that someone shit in your mouth?

It’s magnetism and solar winds, or something. Don’t ask me how it works, your round earther brain wouldn’t get it. ~this is sarcasm~

Telling myself “Don’t be a bitch” with a thick Russian accent has been way more effective at getting me to do things I don’t want to do than it would be if I were normal.

Because I forgot what it was like

I was like “Yeah, starting at $8k is pretty bullshit”

This is werewolf propaganda. Nobody really knows what the sky orb will do.

That’s why I shout every word, to leave it ambiguous.

Don’t tell me what to do.