It’s less penis, so literally minimizes it

Exactly. China is colon cancer, not breast cancer

That’s really nice of them to play along

I have bad news

Feels like a Buffy episode, or maybe Angel.

You can’t tell a pun to a kleptomaniac; they’re always taking things literally.

Charlie Brown up to some wild stuff as an adult

All of the pages are stuck together

That’s just the lost and found box

Why’s he starting to look like the Beast when he turns human?

AT-AT day afternoon

The lady elk love it

At least he still has his guitar skills

That seems so incredibly dangerous needing the key to get out

That’s why he always wanted to wash them

Are they afraid to leave their apartment? It looks like they’re outside their apartment with needing the key to turn the deadbolt.

Oh, ok. I was picturing a cave but I guess it was an underground lake. I understood the reference either way

Didn’t Gollum find the ring in a lake?

I’m morbidly fascinated by the little details. He fully undressed and placed his clothes in a pile, and with toes rigidly pointed is going to town on the hole in the rock while a line of people look on waiting for their turn.

I’m thinking it wasn’t just a matter of time, actually.

There’s a certain disarming when it’s from an old and harmless looking person; they aren’t a physical threat and it’s likely just a playful compliment with no intention to follow through. Because of this, it can go from creepy from a younger person, to cute/flattering from an older one. It’s all about the context