That’s what happens when you don’t vet whom you give the time machine to

or, “hHhHhHhH”, as in “I’m laughing so hard I’m hitting caps lock instead of A”

Some Slavic languages apparently also have distinct masculine and feminine versions of verbs, which match the speaker if in the first person. Apparently so does Icelandic (to the point where an Icelandic modernist novel was titled “When I Got Pregnant”, though in the masculine form)

No, as apex predators, they accumulate toxins. It’s better to compost them.

The mask is off, and once you acknowledge that your ideology is about dominance and nothing else, “crimes against humanity” are just what the untermenschen call winning.

What breed of cat is that?

At least they don’t turn their charges into fertiliser, in the way that private equity-owned veterinary chains do.

Having had breakfast at an American diner and not needing to eat for the rest of the day, I can almost believe that. Food portions there are huge.

RFK Jr. approved

It sucks that Netflix only allowed the first two seasons (when it was just a cute, edgy cartoon about the unreality of Hollywood/LA, rather than a statement on the human condition) to be released on DVD/BluRay. I’d love to have a copy of “The View From Halfway Down” in my library.

Could you not also control the height of the pattern by having more stitches under the raised parts?

Could an embroidery machine be programmed to set the stitches’ directions as in the picture?

I have a bottle of Gin Mare bought in Spain with such a stamp on the cap.

It doesn’t look impossible to make, so it probably could exist, given enough of the time of a sufficiently skilled embroiderer.

We regret to inform you that the furries are at it again

Tim Cook thought he had saved Apple’s stock valuation by giving Trump his fake award, but, like the businessman who pays protection money, he merely marked Apple out as pliable. Now it’s the Apple News “radical left bias”. After Cook personally intervenes and gets the algorithm to deprioritise The Guardian and Mother Jones and boost Fox News and The Daily Stormer, Apple stock will shoot up for a week or two, only to be brought low by a complaint about Apple TV shows being “woke”. Then they’ll have to drop some non-white and LGBT characters, commission a Turner Diaries show and hastily rewrite the next Ted Lasso season to work in a Great Replacement storyline, which will work until the next complaint.

Only if you’re otherwise unlucky, as you’re not leaving the ground

An unfortunate name in the German-speaking world.

That depends. Which state are you in?