Say goodbye to your normie friends and make a new set to replace them.

Hey, those boots won’t lick themselves

Or they’d open their window and sing out “wanna fuck?”

America, Fuck Yeah

Don’t you hate it when your inflatable sex doll springs a leak?

There’s a correlation between cannabis use and psychosis, though it’s not clear whether cannabis causes/accelerates psychosis or whether people with tendencies towards psychosis are more likely to self-medicate with cannabis.

What about if they just have a bad vibe about them?

I have historically gone with PostgreSQL and had no complaints. The licensing issues concerning MySQL also give one pause (Oracle are greedy bastards who will use any excuse to extract money from captive customers, so depending on their properties is to be avoided). Having said that, these days, SQLite is probably sufficient for many workloads and has the advantage of not requiring a database server.

There are a few weird historical rules which may be useful. For example, if any of your ancestors were Spanish Jews who were expelled in 1492, you may be entitled to Spanish citizenship. The same might go for Portugal.

Some old buildings in Europe still have plaques with the crest of a private fire brigade their owners had a subscription with in the 19th century.

They do, but they don’t serve food containing them on the flight. And I’ve been on flights where they announced that there was a passenger onboard with a severe peanut allergy and requested that nobody open any food containing peanuts, in case someone brought some in from outside.

A marriage proposal, most likely

Peanuts are easy enough to eliminate from catering. Airlines don’t serve any food containing peanuts, in case there’s a passenger on board with an allergy severe enough to be set off by peanut aroma in recycled air, so if one assumes that prisons have a nominal duty of care for inmates at least to the point of not killing any accidentally, it’d follow that they also abolish peanuts from their food.

Shiloh. Radiohead isn’t terrible, and they’d probably be open to other interesting music, and so may make for better conversation than Crossfit Bro or Engaged Lady.

Something about this post really churgs my bees

He looks like such a happy li’l guy

I’m fairly sure Catullus wrote poetry with similar phrases in it more than a thousand years earlier

Thank you, Ronald Reagan

It also has a tram line spanning its entire coast, which is an argument either for or against it existing.

Depends if you’re in a country where ID has to be shown and registered in a database when activating a SIM card.