I literally cannot understand why every urinal has a permanent piss puddle under it. It’s like once the 1st bastard misses all subsequent pissers are forced to not step in piss and stay further and further away, only leading to more piss. It’s a feed back piss cycle.

On the plus side you made me learn a new word!

Ahh a connoisseur I see.

This word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurogenesis?wprov=sfla1

I’ve never actually seen goatsee so I’ll take your word for it.

You heard the meme.

For sure, totally weird hand positioning for making a ring.

1st time I dropped acid we ended up in a McDonald’s at one point. Worst time ever. The fountain drink machine kicked on and scared the shit outta me.

I’ve seen the dude who works at the bank out back hitting the pen.

I think smoking meth is a little harder of a deal. Mostly a joke more than anything.

When you use them they put you in a fascist mental state.

I have a pet theory that amphetamines are inherently fascist. I’d be surprised if the “normal” meth sub is commie, but knowing what chuds consider communist, it’s not surprising that they’d make an even more hard-line sub.

Oohhh I assumed bitch shit for some stupid reason.

Is his name Dave or Steve?

I think if you made a tea to concentrate the nicotine it’d do it. That’s how I’ve heard it used as a poison.

Gay sex prevents abortions. Suck a cock for Jesus.

Also sandwiches are a terrible tasty way to store value.

Why?

You think if I could do that I’d be here?

FBI Director Kash Patel. He has resting crazy mf’er face. Unfortunately it’s terminal with no known cure.