Some years ago I lived next to a weird subdivision neighborhood, with the looping streets and what not. Not a gated community, but there was only one road in and out. One day a tree fell across that road and everybody that lived there was stuck most of the day.

Sometimes people know the name of what street they’re on from memory.

I really struggle to understand the purpose of gated communities. As a workmen type dude who has regularly had to go into these places, every time I’m stuck at a gate calling someone to open up, without fail someone else waiting behind me will buzz me in no questions asked. Also usually nothing stopping you from walking around the gate, sure you can’t bring a car in, but other than that nothing stopping you.

Piss baby.

Me first!

As a child my mother would sing this to me whenever I wanted something at the store.

It’s just terrible to think about. Someone doing that to poor innocent drugs.

Read Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut.

It’s always the most wrong when the answer is stated confidently. When it says this appears to be, or this might be, it’s often right.

That’s how I caught the gay. Finger poked through the TP and touched my b-hole. Never been the same since.

Lol, no can’t say that I did.

Maaan, I was at an RV park some years ago camping, and there’s the restroom ya know. Anyway in all my times in the restroom, I never heard none of these chuds I was surrounded by wash their hands once.

Like take a piss and not wash is one thing, if yer pecker’s clean, and ya didn’t piss on yerself, no harm no foul, but to lay a nasty dookie, wipe yer hemroided ass and just waltz back to the BBQ is fuckin’ foul.

Read glands instead of grands accidentally.

3 1/2 to 1? What the fuck kinda ratio is that?

Free my man Tyler!

Noted.

The price was right, but the after care was nothing to write home about.

Fetal alcohol syndrome.

I forget his name. Guy who capped the Minnesota dem state reps.

They are if you vote by mail. All ballots have the signature matched to the one on your driver’s license.