Yup making you sign up for it makes it automatic. They just have to call you up, which they haven’t done in quite some time, but that’s not much of a guarantee or comfort.

I’ve heard of power bottoms, but the sub bottom was just redundant and made me chuckle.

As opposed to dom bottoms?

What is this meme from? It’s such an absurd situation that always gives me a tickle.

There is a draft. Every man in the country is signed up for it. They just haven’t used it since Vietnam.

The Onion Newspaper fucking slaps. Everyone should get a subscription, well worth it.

These hands are freaking me out.

The one year I actually tried to watch the Olympics, every time I turned it on, it was always curling. Which seems like it’d be a fun game if you were drinking a beer and playing, but not the greatest spectator sport.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There are worse things than dying in a firefight.

There are little gnomes inside and when it gets hot they start hopping. That hopping powers the fan.

Every time I see a Tesla with the fuckin, “we bought this before he went crazy,” sticker I get so mad. He’s been a POS the whole time I’ve heard about him, most people don’t pay any attention I guess.

This looks fucking rad as all get out. Big fan of STALKER and Finnish STALKER sounds real cool.

Oh God, I can hear the horrible cacophony, playing endlessly over the top of itself.

Like the entire time it’s up, or just a sting right at the beginning?

Prolly find it at a pawn shop.

THESE COLORS DON’T RUN SON, NOW FUCK ME!

Every Sunday It Could Happen Here and Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff feeds have Margaret reading a short story, which is great and not focused on the world burning down.

I just read the Sapling Cage by Margaret Killjoy. Fantasy setting with anarchist and trans themes. Great book couldn’t put it down and wish it was longer.

For fucking real.

The real fake reddit.