Well it’s a movie, so there’s that. Helmets primary use is to stop shrapnel and protect against bonking your head. I’ve heard stories of, and seen pictures of helmets stopping bullets, but there’s lots of factors. How far away did the bullet originate? Did it ricochet off something first? War is a very chaotic environment. Lots of weird things happen. There are stories from WWI and WWII where a bullet was stopped by a bible in a breast pocket, but it’s really up to random chance.

I believe most modern helmets are rated to stop a 9MM, but beyond that it’s a crap shoot.

Are they finally doing a Ninja one? Goddamn, took 'em long enough. It seemed obvious to me after I played the 2nd one.

I immediately was like “smart pipe!” No fuckin’ way.

“As for asshole pictures, as far as I know, asshole recognition technology isn’t as developed as facial recognition technology yet.”

Fecal recognition technology.

My butt does hurt.

My Pa, in his youth, broke his back after hitting a railroad crossing at 90+ miles an hour on his motorcycle. The mercy flight and the ambulance arrived at the same time. They asked which he wanted and he asked which is cheaper.

Beautiful comment, I love it.

Also: “pressuring users to move to “philips security” which will require your lighting to be connected to their servers 24/7.”

Is the most unhinged boring techno dystopia shit I’ve read. It’s a goddamn light bulb, kindly fuck right off with that shit.

Jesus, yea I’d say so. I smoke like 5-7 a day, and I think the only time I’ve ever gotten close to a pack was tripping balls. You might want to consider switching to rolling your own. It’s cheaper, and you can get waaay better quality tobacco and better quality paper.

Another nice feature is the cigarette doesn’t exist until you make it, might help you cut back.

Viva La Revolution!

I also smoke ciggys and it’s readily apparent. It’s not the same smell as burning flower, but kinda like when you crack a jar of real dank nugs.

I can assure you that the pen does indeed smell like weed oil. A bunch of my coworkers will slink around the corner and blast a toke and insist there’s no smell.

How’d you know that thing about my balls?

Hey… Boulders ain’t cheap either.

To quote a friend of mine, “Joe Biden is the used car salesman his daddy always wanted to be.”

“Safesleevecases.com”. I think they’re selling you something as opposed to reporting news.

Medium rare even.

“Tobacco Sauce”. That’s what I’ll start calling my morning loogies.

Yep it’s gone.

YES

I think they’d be connected inside so if you stuck something in one far enough it’d come out the other. The Alpha and Omega of anal.

Truly a parable of hubris.