Fetal alcohol syndrome.

I forget his name. Guy who capped the Minnesota dem state reps.

They are if you vote by mail. All ballots have the signature matched to the one on your driver’s license.

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SCIENCE MAN.

I think it’s French. I’m also seeing villains and Syria. Maybe portrait of the family of villains in Syria, but in French?

Hey man, it’s trying.

I too desire this information.

We need him now more than ever.

Cat sweat, that is moist.

Just cause you use water in one place doesn’t mean it’ll come back in the same place.

It says a lot about A.I. that I immediately assumed the censored name was a slur.

Why did somebody photoshop this rano picture for a true story? The pictures in the wiki are of a completely different person. I guess to make it a little sexier?

People are weird.

Grooming scissors, sure. Full size scissors? Not a chance.

Years ago, my now deceased grandfather and uncle were flying together. My grandfather had a full ass pair of scissors in his fanny pack, because he was a practical man and having scissors on your person at all times is useful.

My uncle scanned the row of x-ray machines, and picked the line with the TSA agent that was inspecting booties closer than the x-ray screen.

My grandpa successfully made the trip with his scissors.

Warning! Do not engage in butt stuff after consuming PEGNOG.

I believe Dr Fistington is saying what is colloquially known as a joke.

NOW THIS IS SHIT POSTING.

Rename comm to shitty posts?

The picture in the link makes the quote all the funnier.

I would kill this guy for your campaign.