Bro. Bro, just one more Stardew Valley patch bro.

Sounds like a good community to be exiled from

Eating it’s fine, just hold your breath

Deny them sex

That’s not even remotely the threat being made

At least Shatner’s a professional fake astronaut?

Lion King 2 was pretty good. Also, direct to VHS

Uhh…there was a Brother Bear 2?

He is making the lives of women and minorities worse; that’s what Republicans voted for

None of that is for (directly) religious reasons though; Americans circumcise their sons because a cereal company founder thought it would prevent masturbation, and Americans are removed apparently

In civilized countries we use litres per hundred kilometres

Sounds like they need to grow a coca plant

I doubt that guy is surprised that people buy them

It is as much their fault as it is any addict’s fault, which is to say, partially but not entirely

This seems odd, but I’m no spoonologist cochleologist*, so who am I to argue?

(*ligulist or trullologist also work)

Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal had a side scrolling Captain Quark game that was quite good

Because the glass is the one saying “the glass is half full”

The asbestos goes in the filter, not the wrap

Probably not, as decals warning not to pass on the right of semi trailers are common, this one just happens to be kind of spicy (‘passing side’/‘suicide’ is another humorous one that you see around). The warning doesn’t imply any sort of recklessness on the part of the truck driver-- they make wide right turns and stupid people sometimes try to pass them on the right while they do so.

I don’t how one snorts lsd

LSD is a crystalline solid under standard conditions.

let alone how that gets into your stomach

Nasal drip; snort too much to be easily absorbed by your sinuses, and it runs down your throat and into your stomach instead

its going to be something spur of the moment, wrong turn, wrong person, wrong time.

The way history likes to repeat, it’ll be something stupid involving a sandwich

It’s rated M because of moderators poor understanding of ‘gambling’