ballot proof windshields

Bravo

Where did I say wattage sounds weird?

It only sounds weird because you’re used to ‘voltage’.

Why is ‘voltage’ fine then?

I think in this case the joke is more about intrusive thoughts

No carpenter’s pencil?

Only within a web browser, generally to drag something from a page to the search bar

Oh yeah, I am in no way arguing in favour of it

To be fair, they didn’t say that they needed more resources for remote streaming

I doubt they mean nano

Not starving to death, mostly

Oh they’re by no means bad cameras, it’s just that in my experience Samsung cameras tend to be the best, as far as phones go. My wife has a fancy DSLR that just collects dust because her phone camera blows it out of the water (meanwhile there’s me with my Motorola that I quite like, but the camera is a potato)

needed an iPhone for work cause she takes a lot of pics

She takes a lot of pictures…so she needed a worse camera?

TIL the rest of the Americas don’t exist

Which is still the landlord’s fault

With the extension .meme of course

Well now we need to know which quote

[Citation needed]

I had the exact same idea

The phrase ‘middle class’ is a successful psyop campaign intended to cripple class solidarity; there is a working class, and an ownership class