Another comment pointed out, fourth panel should have been American sandwich bread walking up

German bread: “Are you a baguette like that guy?”

American bread: “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?”

You’re not going to absorb enough to be dangerous using it to clean something like this, and if you’re drinking the stuff, well…at least the methanol warns you before it kills you

we have rules. And then we don’t use them

That’s the most succinct explanation I’ve seen of what’s wrong with English

I have a funny feeling that if that one happens, it stops being anybody’s problem

https://xkcd.com/687/

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/humans-2

If I were in Saudi Arabia I’d be using a VPN anyways.

Also, if I were in Saudi Arabia, I’d be trying to leave Saudi Arabia

Why is Mr. Ampandahalf paying the same connection fee as Mr. Wunetty?

Because the connection fee is a fee for the connection, which is the same (200A) in both cases. This isn’t difficult.

Assuming they have the same type of connection, yeah, why wouldn’t they?

My camera brings up the links/data in any QR code that’s in the shot, I would have to fatfinger it and click the link (twice, because it asks you to confirm that you want to open the link) though

Might I suggest union meetings instead?

I would guess that you were a Marine, but everyone knows they don’t give pens to Marines, too pointy

I’d kill to see that data, I bet they know which colour ink tastes best

I have that microwave, my only complaint is that it’s a little small. The knob is much nicer than buttons

That’s fantastic, I can’t wait to go home and install it

What about Missouri? The only thing I know about Missouri is that in Fairly Odd Parents, Tom Sawyer says “I ain’t going back, it’s Missouri in there.”

The original was a fancy watch

I switched to Connect, and have liked it well enough that I haven’t tried any others

Reddit killed RIF. I’d already been looking into Lemmy, leading up to the day, but once my app stopped working, I switched to Jerboa and made a Lemmy account.

…didn’t stay on Jerboa long