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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Rhubarb

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Rhubarb

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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  • BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Phil is a menace and must be stopped

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      He’s doing them a favor. Rhubarb be nasty.

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        Rhubarb haters be crazy

      • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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        Gotta combine it with strawberries just to make it edible

      • MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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        It is. People think they like rhubarb, but they actually like rhubarb-strawberry flavored sugar.

        • filcuk@lemmy.zip
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          We make rhubarb cake using one from our garden. It’s delicious.

  • AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io
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    If Phil won’t obey, you’re gonna have to set up a rhubarbwire fence.

  • Clepsydrae@lemmy.world
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    Narrator: Phil is a rabbit. This sign will not work.

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      Just because he’s a rabbit he can’t read?
      Actually Phil has a masters in english litterature
      Let’s leave those specieist stereotypes at the door please

      • rmuk@feddit.uk
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        You misunderstand. Phil’s abilities and agency are not in question. Phil can read. Phil chooses not to.

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        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          That is the exact behavior I expect from a rabbit.

      • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee
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        I went to an all rabbit university. It was rough.

      • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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        Fucking thank you

  • Mniot@programming.dev
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    Some people think, “oh this witch leaving a note means she’s really powerless and I can keep taking the rhubarb.” It’s not going to be so awesome when she forecloses on his first-born.

  • FrChazzz@lemm.ee
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    “Never rub rob another man’s rhubarb!”

    • Blackout@fedia.io
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      I am nut not robber

      • ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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        If you’re touching another’s rhubarb you should not rubber rob her.

  • Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world
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    The person behind the camera is Phil, outraged. “I can’t believe what I’m being accused of,” as he’s holding the bag he stores stolen rhubarb in.

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    Wars have been fought for less Phil.

  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    Plot twist: Phil is a rabbit.

  • letsgo@lemm.ee
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    He just wants another slice of rhubarb tart

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fgjt_K5Vjc

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Another youtube link to a piece of rhubarb art!

  • JaymesRS@literature.cafe
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    Seems a little Rude, Barb to hoard your rhubarb.

    • lumpenproletariat@quokk.auBanned from community
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      Barbara

  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    sorry, the word rhubarb, in my brain, now links directly to

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYkBf0dbs5I

    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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      I’ve only seen the spoken version of this

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFoyspFAKnM

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      Yeah, at this point I have no idea what the post is about and all I can think about is the German rhubarb song

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Well that song was wonderful. I did use English captions, but my favorite part was the rabarberbarbar. Which I wrote in Swedish because I can’t spell it in German.

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        Its basically the same in German: Rhabarberbarbar. Or did you just forgot the h after the r? If so, then its identical to German :D

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          Fantastic. I did feel like that should be the case.

  • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world
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    https://youtu.be/SDKuWphUaWI

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    Relevant Good Life episode: https://youtu.be/l3U4W9KIZdc

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Actually life is bad because Phil stole the rhubarb

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    The best rhubarb grows in sheds in the Rhubarb Triangle.

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    For Punxsutawney Phil, presumably

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