Thank you for the economy destroying tariffs!

Concentrates

Those meth guys always copying us spinnies

That’s what I use the see-saw for

I heard it wasn’t heroin that killed Jimi but the breath holding contest he was having with his band mates earlier. He always had to win.

Was going to but my park got one of

Why spend $20 when your park has spinner, I don’t get what’s hard to understand?

I always buy stocks at their lowest and sell at their highest. Haven’t lost money with that method yet.

You just have to smell worse than the skunk and they will see you as the alpha. So I recommend to quit bathing and eat a lot of fermented fish to start. Get creative and work on your own master stink.

Is there lamb underneath the frosting?

Those are advanced techniques. I just slap it with a paper towel.

This allowed you to have 2 kids in the middle without seatbelts on. It was marginally safer than the rear hump in the Ford Pinto my parents made 5 year old me sit on.

Savory bfast > sugary bfast

Minimalism is great for lazy people and poor people too

I have a feather pillow that completely collapses under the weight of my head. I guess I just need the essence of a pillow.

We spend around $200/week for 3 people and cook every meal. Comes to about $3/meal/person. Pretty much just some meat, beans, pasta, veggies, fruit and my kid’s snacks.

When it’s Campbell’s™ it’s also NTR. Progresso definitely has a rapist vibe to it.

All the ways to get your daily sodium nitrates. My only complaint is why isn’t there a glazed hot dog?

Growing my own beans this year. I’ll have to wait all summer but by August I should finally get to eat something