You can’t spell “no reason” without “nooners” ;)

Charge them rent and use that money to buy a social media company.

I had the same issue once and I solved it by adding more fans

It’s going to suck to be forced to eat there. But what can you do, the ziabatsu commands it.

Sorry I called dibs already, you guys will have to find another cave to live in

Give him your lamp and walk away

Words with the -ism suffix. Like capitalism, authoritarianism, veganism, etc.

I just cut mine off. Just got in the way and I’m all about less clutter.

Most of the -ism’s get you here. The only one that doesn’t: Peppa Pigism

Wow, that’s so little. I go thru a quart every other month. Costs be damned.

When I go to a well regarded diner and they hand me a bottle of that crap with my waffle I ask them to take it away as the sight of it will ruin my life! Barf city

They should know better, you obviously have a good keyboard and lots of free time. I wouldn’t mess with you and I’ve been boxing for 20 years.

In Detroit people will accidentally take the wrong exit and end up in Canada. Used to be no big deal but now the gestapo will deport you to El Salvador.

I am nut not robber

AHH THE FRENCH

I’m so old one of my first jobs growing up was fixing tube televisions and VCRs. Banging on things was a legitimate diagnosis and repair technique. Favorite part was touring around the state in the summertime, picking up the broken ones from far away schoola and repairing them before the fall.

Is Detroit style ok? Then meet me at Loui’s and bring the parmesan

This sub is for pizza lovers only!

Me too but the wife wants to cook. Why? I tell her we can afford to eat pizza every night and she says she doesn’t want to eat it that much. What is wrong with her?

There’s always m/brokenbutwhole