The Spanish roll their tongues, the British swallow theirs

Wrong, it will be Chris Pratt. In fact he will be playing all the characters and will win 6 Oscars

The more important question is who is going to play him in the upcoming Disney live action remake?

Making apple pies is much harder cause you have to build a universe first. I just skip right past those recipes.

Thank you for the economy destroying tariffs!

Concentrates

Those meth guys always copying us spinnies

That’s what I use the see-saw for

I heard it wasn’t heroin that killed Jimi but the breath holding contest he was having with his band mates earlier. He always had to win.

Was going to but my park got one of

Why spend $20 when your park has spinner, I don’t get what’s hard to understand?

I always buy stocks at their lowest and sell at their highest. Haven’t lost money with that method yet.

You just have to smell worse than the skunk and they will see you as the alpha. So I recommend to quit bathing and eat a lot of fermented fish to start. Get creative and work on your own master stink.

Is there lamb underneath the frosting?

Those are advanced techniques. I just slap it with a paper towel.

This allowed you to have 2 kids in the middle without seatbelts on. It was marginally safer than the rear hump in the Ford Pinto my parents made 5 year old me sit on.

Savory bfast > sugary bfast

Minimalism is great for lazy people and poor people too

I have a feather pillow that completely collapses under the weight of my head. I guess I just need the essence of a pillow.