White House with Jimmy

Nah, 5. Surely I’ll be one of them soon!

Just say it, you don’t like racism

I know. My socialist hellscape in northern Europe is the greatest country in the world.

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She must have had some killer stories!

The world wars did kill a lot of people.

I’m going there after I’ve orbed this pond

I hear some guy has a deal on a trip to a different planet. All you need to do is work for free ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I usually compare myself to coal

I hate how raw chicken feels in my hands, why would I want it in my mouth…

Which was better tbf

I did? Well, Alaska too of course. That has to be all 12.

Oh, so it’s those darned blue states

Oklahoma, Alaska, Edinburgh, Boston, Sao Paulo, Arkansas, California, West Virginia, Alaska, Tennessee, Nevada, North Dakota, Florida and, of course, Taxes.

Ugh, more womb business next fiscal year 🙄

While grief can come in many different forms, I do agree. She looks more… Annoyed?

DeepL says “Away from a Trump”. Says 离了个 means be divorced and 特朗普 means Donald Trump (1946-), US Democrat politician, president from 2009… Makes even less sense.

But incredibly amusing.

Giuseppe Molteni - Mother Mourning the Death of her Child (1845)

That’s pretty sigma