Don’t listen to people with “morals” and “ethics”. Do not leave a note. Do not leave any witnesses.

Thank you.

Also, Jesus was so just of full love when they did the Nazi salute twice.

I thought so too, until I saw the truth.

A waxy covering coats some blue-colored fruits — such as blueberries, dark grapes and certain plums. This wax contains a host of tiny structures, each less than a thousandth the thickness of a piece of paper. Such nanostructures scatter blue and ultraviolet (UV) light. To our eyes, that makes these fruits look blue. Birds — which can see UV light — probably see such delicious snacks as bluey-UV.

But if you rub off the outer layer of wax, a blueberry no longer looks blue — or red. Instead, it’s completely dark, Rox Middleton says. Middleton is a physicist who works at the University of Bristol in England and at Dresden University of Technology in Germany. Structures in the fruits’ waxy outer layers create blue hues that are faux, her team now shows.

https://www.snexplores.org/article/why-blueberries-blue-crystal-pigment

Sadly, when you blend blueberries in a smoothie it turns your smoothie purple.

Fun fact: if you want something to taste delicious, you go for blue. Blue food doesn’t exist in nature, so it is designed to taste delicious.

So #5.

Purple iz neaky kause ya neva seen a purple ork.

What the hell! I clicked on all of them!

The internet is for porn.

This is always the answer on the internet.

Canada “I live in a single room above a meth lab, and below another meth lab.”

I miss the early internet with all it’s bizarreness.

Depends on the bear. A black bear would be a fight that you may win. Any other kind of bear, nah that bear is going to win.

What about honey?

Fucking S-Tier shit post.

At this point the groom and his best man, hold hands and declare that the wedding is off, and that they’re off to some russian night club to dance off my toxicity.

Honestly, sounds like you dodge a severe gun shot wound right there. Instead you walked away with a minor gun shot wound.

The insanity that is Yemen will carry us forward.

Woah, that took a turn I was not expecting at all.

Bullet to the leg? Amputation.
Gangrene setting in? Amputation.
Cough? Amputation.

Isn’t cat jail when a cat sit on you, preventing your escape. This doesn’t look too bad.

The dark circles for eyes just makes everyone look more deranged, I love it.