For Halloween, we all share needles where I am from.

Someone has to make an explosive impression on their first day.

I want to be taxidermied doing an obscene gesture. Them worms can get their food somewhere else.

I always remember the story about how a bank failed to make a record profit however made $6 billion in profit.

I have already started burning the sacred incense.

You must appease the Machine Spirits.

Adobe flash games and adobe flash videos. Beige computers. Monochrome monitors. Trackball mice. DOS. The original Doom. Newgrounds. Joe Cartoon, Killfrog, and Stickdeath. Napster and Limewire. Geocities. Forums for days. Browser games like Utopia.

The 1911, good enough to be used 40,000 years in the future. Good enough for Jesus.

Lumpty Trumpty is only talking about releasing UAP cause of Obama.

Sign me up for horrors beyond human comprehension!

Can I pay people in upvotes from Lemmy?

Don’t listen to this person and their science. The gorilla statue is making moves on everyone. That’s why the gorilla statute is hot.

Or we could get a man in a Max Headroom mask instead.

Fairly sure, Trump also does it cause he loves killing people.

I see what you did there. Yes, they hurt halal.

And halal paint balls still hurt when getting shot.

I will definitely be using all of them.

Do you want moths? Cause this is how you get moths.

Truly we witnessed the death of an empire.

Carcass shot. Who doesn’t enjoy a little incendiary cannon shot?