My anus has been toughened up from years of eating shells.

I like the shells. The shells are nice and crunchy. Great way to clear out the digestive track and work my jaw muscles.

Does the hot tub do double duty as a time machine?

Women for scale

Anything but metric.

ThE cOnStItUtIoN wIlL sToP pReSiDeNt LuMpTy TrUmPtY.

You are a monster. I love it.

Uncomfortably warm. Never knowing if the toilet was just used or not.

When it comes to grifting, Lumpty Trumpy always has a plan.

The thought bubble should have said “I am going to collect on the insurance”.

You kill one member of royalty and everyone thinks you’re a monster.

Kill several thousand peasants and no bats an eye.

Officer pulls out their gun BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Officer: Suspect is down. Suspect had a gun.

There is the Company of Heroes games and the Commandos series.

I live by a bunch of nuclear plants. One day, I got a text alert from the government saying something was going on at one of the nuclear plants. I decided I was probably already going to die and the went back to watching porn on the toilet. I will have my dream of being an environmental telling skeleton.

However, on second thought, can a Flock camera run DOOM?

Hey DOOM Nerds, here’s a challenge for you! The best part is Flock cameras are everywhere and easy to get!

Does the map lead to some National Treasure?

The amount of joy that I have received from people trying to find Saddam is immeasurable.

That was a really good read. I agree with the author, that the people around us all leave their masks with us. We also try to give people our masks.

We all wear masks.

The State only respects power. If you can show the State that you have more power than the State, you can influence the State.

Power isn’t just physical violence. There is:

• Economic power, which is show cased through boycotts, strikes, and other means
• Soft power, which is shown through lobbying and other diplomatic means
• Political power, which is shown through the ballot box
• Protest power, which is shown through protests and marches
• Violence, which is how much violence can be afflicted onto the State
• Cultural power, how has the dominant culture

This list is no means exhaustive. Each form of power has a time and place for it.

Bravo. We all know either your bowel movements or stool.

Are these peppers grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of Guatemalan insane asylum?