Zero. However I would be interested in seeing anyone in real life. I feel like it would go do in Lemmy history.

I feel like this is a shit post.

Now, this is good advice.

Look. everyone is on the Kang Bang Train however I’m kudos for Kudos.

Vote Kudos.

French version of the article “the” changes if the noun is either feminine or masculine. Every noun in French is assigned to be masculine or feminine.

For example:

The book “le livre” would be masculine. The bookstore “la librairie” would be feminine

Second Children of Morta.

End of the day, it’s a job. Nothing special about it.

That sounds like a program ripe for abuse.

Thankfully, that will never happen. /heavy amount of sarcasm

That was hilarious.

Was Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes.
Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes.
Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.

Canada "Hold my beer, eh."

So “Belgium” is a country just like “New Zealand” is also a country. What’s next? People claiming Sealand isn’t a country!?

Both comments are from Futurma.

Business School joke
Break his legs joke

If only the monkey had average intelligence; they could have gone to business school instead.

Depends on which distro has the most children.

If someone asks you to a define a women, chances are they never met one in real life.

Everyone knows Bruce McCulloch caused cancer.

That reminds me of the Lemmy post with the unfinished living room and the turkey.

Edit: Found it

Truly a horrible place to work at it.

Both of my parents told me that several years ago. I haven’t seen them since.