Why can’t people just do it for the love of the game?

Debbie Does a Dallas

This sounds like a modified Narcissist prayer.

I prefer corporations rat fucking my health and life cause I know I am just being sacrificed the Line That Always Go Up.

The more I look at this, the more unhinged it becomes. None of the buttons are organized, the billionaire has a giant toe for a foot, and I keep thinking the billionaire has six fingers instead of five.

Prefect amount of unhingedness. 10/10.

Meat. How you may ask? Through Eldritch horrors.

Stab a piece of a chicken and the chicken announces “This chicken was brought to you by the fine folks at Tyson Foods! Prepared with 30% less child labour.”

About to carve into a nice, hunk of roast beef. Bam! "This beef was bought at [insert grocery store]. It’s only made out of 27% cow. It’s great for losing weight thanks to the [insert scam fab diet here].

For some of us, it’s our kink.

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Some of us have faith in the Emperor to protect us.

The only time I ever seen a cat call work was when a cat made a noise at a woman.

SOLYENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

Imagine a bunch of out of touch celebrities singing on Zoom.

You go girl.

Guaranteed to give everyone the lactose shits.

I’LL CRANK ONE OUT FOR YOU!

We’re not allowed to CRANK OUR HOGS!?

And my dad says it bad for employers not too pay a living wage.

At first, I thought this a ritual to appease the Machine Spirits. Then I realized the Machine Spirit was talking to us.

In 2023, half (49%) of firearm-related violent crime involved the presence of a handgun, followed by a firearm-like weapon or an unknown type of firearm (31%), a rifle or shotgun (15%) and a fully automatic or sawed-off shotgun (4.7%). In the provinces, handguns were most common in urban areas while rifles or shotguns, and firearm-like weapons or unknown types of firearms, were more common in rural areas.

https://www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/pub/85-002-x/2025001/article/00002-eng.htm

I wonder where all those hans guns keep coming from.

Both!