*Gary

Just use the poop knife.

Looks like they were inspired by Nicholas Gurewich

But was the shit vegan?

It really is such a shame. I genuinely liked his IT/office humor and even had Dilbert & Dogbert plushies decorating my own cubicle. Now they’re at the bottom of a storage crate; I can’t bring myself to either look at them or trash them.

It’s the warm and fuzzy feeling you get when a piece of shit is no longer polluting the world.

I’m not depressed, I’m an environmentalist.

Paywall.

Just wait

Found ze German

They don’t even fucking do that these days.

Who’s making art of quaaludes?

The water line in Florida is above the ground

So silly! The water line in Florida is much shallower than that.

Water quality varies quite a bit. The water in Seattle is significantly better than the water in Florida, for example.

Please do not eat aluminum shavings.

Hey, you said you hoped you’d run into me.

Nope, I tagged you: https://piefed.social/comment/9519027

Hey buddy how’s your chili doing

¿Que?