I have neither the desire nor the authority to bless anybody.

Trump still has 4 more years. 🤮

That’s a generous assumption.

It’s not a phase, mom!

“You, alright? I learned it by watching you!”

80’s kids

My news source: memes

Django is once again chained

She just needs a little help and then we can be together

Watch out bro, she’s been DM’ing me

As in, a dumb piece of shit is posting dumb shit.

What, that old thing? Nobody follows that anymore

You put it in your butt and bounce around like Tigger.

Another million dollar donation to trump?

The chat room:

Apple has decided to eliminate the crease at all costs, regardless of price

So, for the price of a nice iPhone and a nice iPad, I could have… a smaller phone and a smaller iPad.

Shouldn’t they all be holding fish too?

That’s tight butthole

Can you not sign into iCloud on the work phone? If you did, the passwords would sync.

The shape of the Pringle has two obvious purposes:

1. Fit easily to the mouth and engulf the taste buds with intense and pleasurable flavor.
2. Model the curvature of spacetime as proposed by 11-dimensional string theory.

You can do that here in the US too (for now). But the pre-packaged junk food is really expensive and that’s what people want.

Not kidding, we made and ate all of these over the course of a couple years. Most were good, some were amazing and a couple were terrible.