Yeah I know people who justified their vote for him because “he won’t fuck around with wars in other countries, he’s a great negotiator”. Imagine their surprise when Trump turns out to not be what they wanted shockedpikachu.jpg

And yet they vote for a party and administration who would and will gleefully send people into the same situation again without hesitation.

“WMDs, trust me bro”

I swear I’ve heard this before 🤔

lead

Ahem. In this context, led.

Octomom

You’re Abe Frohman, the “sausage king” of Chicago?

I don’t think so, it has to be more direct IIRC. I’ve been looking into it too, for the same reasons. My Great Grandmother emigrated here… nope.

Yeah well “Dr” Oz is running Medicare and Medicaid now.

The term you’re looking for is government-subsidized fossil fuels.

Stand for the flag, kneel for the CrossFit

Pardon me sir, do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior CrossFit?

This sparks joy

That’s the organization that helps with domestic disasters, usually hurricanes/earthquakes/floods and the like. So kill that org and people will be on their own when disasters happen.

food panties

grins in dog

Trump’s speech is about as coherent as Chewbacca’s… 🤔

OP was taking about a Cybertruck, the worst of all.

yes

Gotta combine it with strawberries just to make it edible

I bet he spells “lose” as “loose”