That’s on you for expecting their ice cream machine to actually fucking work

I knew it was Utah’s fault that this thing didn’t sell well.

How did you turn my screen into a mirror?

I actually assumed it was real. That’s where we are.

I love it when I have a bunch of notifications, dopamine hit!

Cream of the crap

I hate to say it, but I’m with you :/

Her(?) loss. You have your priorities straight and know how to please a lover. Their loss

If that doesn’t get you laid, nothing will

John Hinkley Jr could have been the Luigi of his time. Jodie Foster is unimpressed.

Oh yeah baby America is so back

Those Mormons are onto something with that soaking

The Gobba Ghoul

!fuck_ai@lemmy.world

And soon they’ll have a layoff because “AI is automating jobs”

Thank god, I thought my thumbs had just gotten fatter or something

Also him holding a large fish he supposedly caught

Gotta throw in the blackface for good measure. So classy

lay more pipe

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My Asinine God Alwayschickensout

I don’t understand why people pay so much for this. They just bend over and let that greedy-ass cartel screw them at every turn.