That’s basically my life. When I’m not staring at the vistas and thinking oh so deep thoughts from my dingy anyhow.

This. With the benefit of hindsight, the age of being an “adult” should be in the 20s. Your brain is still developing and growing. Nurture that shit! Have fun, make friends, and don’t go crazy with the booze and drugs.

I hope you choke on an orange rind you asshole!

An ancient 10 speed dodge dump truck doing sugar beet harvest in nodak.

I can tell because a lifetime of spider bites. They absolutely do bite often.

Idk why this is getting down voted. Spiders usually bite in a line, not that weird it’s a c shape. Impossible to tell without more info. But I’d bet spider.

Be nice if those savings were passed on…

Lasagna, except way grosser.

Except that

Ooh mapley! I’m into it

Those passes are an affront to the gods. Man was never meant to traverse them in a pleather seat with climate control.

Also look into making your own. It’s super easy and so much better, you can tweak the tartness/sweetness ratio to your liking.

Instructions Combine sugars, water, and orange juice in a medium-sized saucepan over medium heat. Stir occasionally until sugars are dissolved, and bring to a boil.

⅔ cup (133 g) sugar ,⅓ cup (67 g) light brown sugar, tightly packed, ⅓ cup (78 ml) water, ⅔ cup (157 ml) orange juice Add cranberries and return to a boil. 12 oz (340 g) cranberries

Reduce heat to a simmer and continue to cook cranberries, stirring occasionally, 10-15 minutes or until all or most berries have burst (careful, there is some splatter) and the mixture is slightly reduced. The longer you cook your cranberries the thicker your mixture will be, but it will also thicken up after standing. Transfer mixture to a bowl and allow it to cool for at least 20 minutes at room temperature. Cover and refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

German?

I didn’t, but do now you morbid fuck! Lol seriously though not a great design.

Oh you’re a dick. Now that’s gonna live in my head all day. HEEEYYY macearena!

Swamp Germans

That’s when you go in the other room and playact confronting a hellish apparition.

“Foul beast leave this abode! By might and right I banish thee!” Then go back and get all the snuggles.

My Lord! I was ready to roll my eyes at a hater, but I think reading that actually did give me a headache. Like it literally hurt to read.