My sentiments exactly.

Bleh! Try some makers mark straight up or with ice. It’s still sweet without that corn syrup taste

Trucking is so bad for you. I did a couple of years and gained more weight than I care to mention. You sit in that seat for 16 hours a day. You tell yourself you’re going to eat healthy and exercise, but by the time you shut down for the night you’re exhausted. You eat a shitty carb heavy meal and sleep on it. Then you do it again.

Really we need to let truckers do uppers again. This drug free attitude we’ve adopted just isn’t healthy! JK about that last part. Kinda

That’s a grannyboy twink!

Gross

Besides being a soulless mega corp who only exist to serve the unholy gods of greed and gluttony, what’s so bad about home Depot?

Where I’m at they’re usually a glorified lean-to. Ran by either a kid or an old, never anyone in-between. Or just the honor system. Usually has excellent produce for real cheap.

They are. Till they’re not. They’re dumb AF and will just panic for no reason. And they weigh a literal ton, so fight and flight is basically the same thing.

It’s Herbert! I always wondered what the H was and now I know!

Heelies were the shit! If they ever make a pair that will work for a 300lb, 6’6 man, I’m sure to get maimed!

Idk. I haven’t owned a car in 12 years, and haven’t flown for even longer. And tourism accounts for 8% of carbon emissions, whereas cars are coming in at 16%.

I might be dumb, but I know what love is!

Most people for most of history worshiped a fertility deity of one sort or another. Some stone age asshole spreading around what is basically nano tech (the seeds), having no idea how it worked, just knowing it was a miracle.

Just a few examples . Through out the year, at least before the abrahamic religions really took off, most people would have participated in at least one fertility ceremony or festival of some sort.

If I ever start a nihilistic cult, I’m totally gonna name it this!

It’s asbestos siding, absolutely nothing to worry about!

Dope! Ya I do realize, I suppose I could have worded it better. That sounds really nice and I hope you have a wonderful time!

Also maybe we should skip the burgers too. Veganism is probably the way to go.

I know screen shots from googles shitty AI isn’t the best but…

You’d have to eat a whole shitload of hamburgers to get close to intercontinental air travel. Congrats

Right? I don’t want people to be hermits. If I were a dictator king, everyone would get two tourism passes. Once in their 20’s, and again in their 50s. Take 6 months/a year, learn the language, and live in the community.