Nakor upgraded from his magic bag.
Nerd; Board, Card, Pencil & Paper Gamer; Avid Reader; to find me in other places: https://lnk.bio/JaymesRS
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Cake day: August 11th, 2023
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You can use it to pay a medieval plague doctor that will give you leech therapy. They will need to place the leeches at the base of your cylinder as well as any free hanging olive shaped objects attached to the cylinder to shrink it so your homemade fleshlight falls off-I mean so the m&m tube- I mean the Manny the mammoth toy falls off your dick-I mean ohhhh you touch my tra-la-la
23·9 months agoI can temp ban you from !books@lemmy.world if you really want.
Too lazy this morning to make this into the appropriate meme. Sorry, you’ll have to use your imagination.
Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.
I still have some printer-compatible overhead transparency sheets I bought over 20 years ago in with our specialty printer paper.
When you’re sliding into first and you feel something burst…
Daddy did say, “Stay away from Juliet”…
Seems a little Rude, Barb to hoard your rhubarb.
Yore thinking of a feeling of sadness, I think the word you’re thinking of is Melania.
Both can be, I have worked phone customer service with zero wait time and long wait times across multiple sectors and some people are straight abusive over the phone even for problems they caused.
One of the myriad reasons phone customer service jobs are horrible, but also good at training you for interacting with horrible people if you can manage it.
If you see Lio, they owe me $20.
I thought Fark solved this years ago with the lipstick test.
I can has Deep Seaburger?
Nice.
Geordi totally has a Leah Brahms Replika bot.
If your band has a brass section, jump immediately to horny.
Needs more Ska Bands.
This is the true answer. The 207/207+ ink is the greatest. The sharpie pens are close though, especially with the weight of the metal barrel.
Clearly you’ve never been on a farm, THESE are cow eggs.