Yore thinking of a feeling of sadness, I think the word you’re thinking of is Melania.

Both can be, I have worked phone customer service with zero wait time and long wait times across multiple sectors and some people are straight abusive over the phone even for problems they caused.

One of the myriad reasons phone customer service jobs are horrible, but also good at training you for interacting with horrible people if you can manage it.

If you see Lio, they owe me $20.

I thought Fark solved this years ago with the lipstick test.

I can has Deep Seaburger?

Nice.

Geordi totally has a Leah Brahms Replika bot.

If your band has a brass section, jump immediately to horny.

Needs more Ska Bands.

This is the true answer. The 207/207+ ink is the greatest. The sharpie pens are close though, especially with the weight of the metal barrel.

Don’t know much about history Don’t know much biology Don’t know much about a science book Don’t know much about the French I took

What, are they too good to cater an orgy?

What a wanker.

Given both are potato based, what’s the difference between lompe and lefse?

So dumb. Everyone knows dead rodents can’t fart. It would obviously have to be a live rodent.

150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*?

*- this is a reference for the olds.

Is this Cum Tax a per instance thing like sales tax or is it an annual assessment like your license plate?

Because Apple has fuck you levels of money and 95 million is a drop in the bucket to make a problem disappear. That’s basically only 5 days of Apple’s annual gross profit.

Halt! Mr Penis, sir.

That’s the best I’ve got.

I guess Mr Lit Penis Rash works too but it’s a bit more nonsensical.