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I was going to say “rolled up, crust to tip” but I’m curious what people think about my preferred way. I get all veggies on one pizza, all the meats on another, and combine them into a sandwich. Is that wrong?
…not eating it. And if you dislike pizza you get a vip seat in hell
I seen my buddy roll and entire large pie and started to it eat from the center. I was disgusted and intrigued!
knife + fork + stacked slices, as Donald Trump was called out for on The Daily Show 17 years ago
By licking off the topping and sauce. The base gets reused for new pizza.
Blocked and reported for putting that disgusting image in my head! Ok jk but I think you win the thread
My partner picks it up from underneath the slice and starts by eating the crust. To this day I’m still baffled by it.
The crust is a breadstick treat you get for finishing your slice
Especially true with deep dish/pan crust pizzas.
My wife rarely eats the crust on her pizza, which is fine by me since I’m happy to turn those pizza bones into free breadsticks.
You take it out of the oven, cut a slice as fast as you can and immediately bite down on it, holding it in your mouth until the cheese has completely fused with the roof of your mouth.
Turn it into a curry.
ITT: there is evil in all of us.
Concentric slices.
One really long spiral slice.
Blend it
Spiral sliced and slurped as one giant noodle.
i gotta try that
Uncut, center out from the bottom.
Or
Roll into a cone, bite out the center from the bottom, suck the toppings and sauce through the bottom like a waffle cone, discard the crust.
Dammit. Now I gotta do this to fuck with my kid
It’s good to build distrust and topics of discussion for therapy as early as possible.
Nah, roll it into a cone with the topings on the outside and try to suck the crust though the topings.
Please do that in the line to vote, so people feel more confident in how competent the electorate is.
slapping your face into the middle of the pie and sucking like a dyson
sucking like a Dyson
What, immediately block up, stop working then lots of bits just randomly break off you?
