Yet.

I’m in the US and I haven’t watched TV in years.

MY NAME IS BAGU

Robo-furry tops

I was just following the writing prompt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’ll take your comment to mean I done did good :D

What is the worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza?

Gonna need somewhat of a custom pizza shape for this to work without arousing suspicion. Put the pizza between the toilet rim and the seat. If it sags a bit that’s fine, the seat should hold it in place. Print out a picture of the inside of the toilet bowl and place it on top of the pizza. Close the lid.

After a few days, invite the crew over for beers. Rig the bathroom light so that it’s very dim. “Sorry, been having issues with it, not sure what the problem is.” Eventually someone is going to notice the ruse. When they do, “Oh shit, my pizza! I was wondering where that went.” Bring it back into the kitchen and offer everyone a slice. They will refuse. “More for me then!” Eat the whole thing.

Instant legend.

Fuck me, get out more.

Which would you prefer? As an X slacker, I only have enough spare “meh” to handle one or the other.

Wait… you’re a millennial? Doesn’t that mean you’re basically a kid? Does this count as grooming? Help, I need an adult!

realizes half the adults in his family are dead

Typical boomers.

Or at least believes themselves to be.

Doesn’t matter, bait headline worked wonderfully.

Here’s a sampling:

Aye.

In general, if someone ND is complaining about X, equating it to NT X doesn’t work. They have the same name, yes. That’s because we don’t have words for X² or X³ etc. Imagine if house cats, ocelots, pumas, and tigers were all called “cats.”

“A stray cat wandered in and it looks hungry.”

“So, what’s the big deal? We have three cats at home. Just give them some kibble.”

“I think it plans on eating me.”

“Stop exaggerating.”

This also works as a reply to OP’s question.

It always sounds super sexy but it’s really awkward if you’re actually trying to wash.

How to piss off management with one simple word.

I just un-finished my basement to put in a full perimeter drain. Prior owners put in a partial drain and (re?) finished over everything. Took 5 years to get (visible) water down there but when it happened I wasn’t surprised. So much other stuff had been covered up that I just kind of assumed there were issues behind the paneling. And there were. More bucks to clean it up and finish the demo of a side room they had partitioned off. Then I found out that the chimney leaked when it rained sideways.

…it’s been an eventful and expensive year. 💀

Hello fellow sufferer. May your future surprises be boring.

…can’t think of a single thing.

Fuck you, Larry.

Well, I’m halfway there.