No clue. Everyone can like what they like IMO. And I’ve liked Weird Al for like 40 years lol.

ACAB.

(Assigned cat at birth)

That’s a funny way to spell Cheese Sandwich.

Sooooooo the kitten transitioned? Sounds pretty woke.

Probably woulda dropped your phone on the train.

But at least my version doesn’t have the weird icon in the lower left :)

Just a TikTok watermark in the lower right.

And more jpeg.

Fuck fuckity fucking fuck

Indeed.

This is the way.

You don’t understand, I coulda had chill. I could have been a capybara. I coulda been somebody… instead of a human, which is what I am, let’s face it.

This. My feet are very wide. Every once in a while I’ll find a good fit (usually have to go overly long), and hope that the style is manufactured for more than a year. Otherwise it’s a nightmare finding an actual fit.

Insta-ban from Moms Against Liberty.

Showers/tubs are much more practical.

Yeah, Shuckle!

I firmly believe that the gene for “wants to do crazy shit” and the gene for “has mad skills” will converge given enough time.

I have to do a double-take every time I try to go on a boring, run of the mill down escalator. (I’m perfectly fine going up.) It’s like I’m waiting for vertigo that never quite comes, just threatens.

I feel that way in some sports stadiums. Like… I can intellectually recognize that hundreds of thousands of people use these stairs without incident every year. But it does not feel that way in the moment.

It takes some time to be comfortable enough to break the fart barrier.

I legit farted as I was opening this post.

(Seriously though SSRIs screw with my GI)