In a cold climate, those who preferred “every man for himself” died a long time ago.

Just a reminder that you can play AAA titles until you die and never pay more than $15 per game, if you wait for a couple years and a sale.

Generally, if you know the meaning of all words, and the grammar is correct, you should be able to read and understand it.
Most of the time the problem is that you don’t know the meaning of all words.
Even if you know one possible meaning of every word in the sentence, words can have multiple meanings and you’re probably unaware of that which the author meant.

It’s DNA from bacteria that live inside you.

Hehe, splooch the gooch!

It’s not gay if a kid’s on the way.

Which I doubt

Nope. Only heard of Panzer Tape.

Tomorrow, actually

How many does that feed?

Frumunda sounds delicious. Is it Italian?

Googles it

oh. oh no.

No tip though, cause I don’t support the tipping culture.

Yes, apparently everyone was banging each other in that firm.

I was called in as tech support. On a work PC in a shared office (financial consulting firm), the desktop wallpaper was a full frontal nude of the co-worker sitting across the room.

Very well, thanks for asking.

You take it out of the oven, cut a slice as fast as you can and immediately bite down on it, holding it in your mouth until the cheese has completely fused with the roof of your mouth.

I have a wife. Luckily we’re both adults who love and communicate with each other, so I don’t get to experience all those “wife bad” memes.

“Could you wash the dishes?” will get an “already on it” out of me.
But if they go with “You still haven’t washed the dishes?” then yeah, the dishes are gonna stay there till they learn to walk.

Dayum, I’d let her Floyd me.

This is what toxic masculinity looks like.