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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Good morning I choose frosted strawberry.

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Good morning I choose frosted strawberry.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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    Oh thanks a lot. My new year’s resolution was to quit porn, after seeing the sexy strawberry pop tart lady I immeditely and violently had to go at myself whilst staring into her gorgeous sugar laden eye-tarts.

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      As someone else on the train, it was disturbing to see.

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        should have marked it nsfw

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          You can’t just mark a whole train NSFW

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      Can’t blame you there. I’d pop that tart.

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    Some might say this is pop art

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    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’m the gift that keeps on giving.

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      Ugh. Reddit’s that way…

  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com
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    And that’s probably the most unique thing I’m going to see this morning with no judgement made one direction or the other.

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    Who said you could post a pic of my custom real doll

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    I’m pretty sure those are frosted cherry

    • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world
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      I second this observation. The sprinkles appear to be red and the filling is darker than strawberry usually looks.

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        Krikey, we just found a certified pop tart conessieur out in the wild!

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          I knew this was coming.

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      Cherry? At least they went to good use then.

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    Gr-grab her by the poptart?

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    Totally understandable, it’s the best poptart flavor

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    I wish more flavors came in unfrosted. The unfrosted ones are the best.

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    WTF

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    Gotta be somebodys kink

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      This might be doing something for me

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    What a waste, shame on you.

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      At least it’s not food waste.

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        Just out of curiosity, how isn’t this food waste?

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          I was sarcastically implying that pop-tarts are not consumable food.

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          all of that can still be eaten and I’m not convinced it was/wasn’t

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    Punctuation still exists.

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    What SCP is this?

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