Honestly if it was cooked in chicken stock instead of water it would be good congee.

I will build a wall and make the Mongols pay for it!

Is the joke it’s illegal to not be single?

Nolnah knew

Hey kids, don’t engage with society. It’s a lost cause. Get a shell, find an island, and start over. It’s so much better than this.

Things have a way of decentralizing over long enough periods of time. A recent example is computers. Once big mainframes to work stations to individual desktops to mobile windows that is found in every social class regardless of socioeconomics. A bigger one is religion. In Egypt, Byzantium, Teotihuacan, Kyoto - any religion starts as a centralized authority that is disseminated through the people and eventually form sects where each has their own version of the religion. Soon it becomes multi variable and divergent.

Resisting this decentralizing is to hold onto something which is unstoppable. Learn to love the atomization. The only true man made constant is that everything decentralizes.

Death Taxes Decentralize

Another soul hunting for the Elixir of Life? He better watch his mercury intake.

What’s funny is the old usage of American was a slur to denote people who came from the New World from old money and “classical” tradition. Now people like you are mad that it’s now being embraced as an identity. Some folks can never be happy and want to share.

I thought it was losing Alan Rickman.

What historical events ended the way you say? None seem to come to mind. Unless the corruption is systemic, like the Romans and Spartans, removing the problem typically solves the problem for a few generations.

It’s okay. Become the monster so that they can feel the same fear for its safety as the rest of us. Force the empathy.

At least his pants are on

It is but it’s also a hat

Have you heard of the Three Hares? Seems memes are as old as drawing.

This may be a shared footnote for many memes in the future:

Its origins and original significance are uncertain, as are the reasons why it appears in such diverse locations.

What about Big Bamboo?

Just jam the money anywhere it will fit. That’s how it works.

Captain Murphy, sir, permission to come aboard.

I thought Ariana Grande was from a secret Starbucks menu

The funniest fucking thing is that no matter how much of a dictator he acts, Lukashenko never makes top 5. It must kill him.

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