Butt rice, because they didn’t know it was worms

Glad this exists so there’s a floor on bad ideas.

In the book Violet was put into a giant juice press and squished, leaving her body thin and gangly like someone extruded through Amigara Fault.

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Comic sans makes it so much better

That star person is just a few triangles away from perfect. It might just take a couple of tries.

For a publicly owned company the CEO is in the role because the Board hired them. The Board wants money but doesn’t have the attention span to run anything themselves so they get a person who can steer the ship in The Market. A bot doesn’t plan, it only reacts. That’s an interim CEO at best but not someone who has to approve budgets, product design/experience, and run the people side of things. Plus a boy hallucination could be devastating and no one would know until it’s too late.

AI just doesn’t have a place.

I’d like to wipe out any knowledge of the Lord of the Rings movies and franchise before 1999 so I can experience it all over again. But the extended editions. And in a row, not waiting a year between each one.

Love the cropping on the B

Add a dash of DAW and it becomes an incredible fusion of old and new

A listening device would need electricity and probably an antenna. Could be easy to use one wire for both. Clearly the light switch is the most obvious suspect. Maybe a screw is a microphone, the flat head crease hiding a micro mesh. This person clearly isn’t paranoid. They are just hiding holes they punched in the drywall.

I heard he sleeps in a racecar bed.

Where did you see he was turning left? Given his background with groupers, he’s got Internet brain rot and is trying to play lefty while doing what he did for the reasons stated are hardcore radical right.

Now’s your chance: show them somewhere really cool

Soon

If you’re going to dismiss the criticism of BL3 or the Presequel then yeah, it makes you don’t get the hate.

I will always support creators of handcrafted, artisanal shitposting. Thank you for your work. Keep them on their toes.

Covid was the wake up call I needed to realize that while I understand the nuance many others need the point made for them to understand the point of the scenario. We understand Eleanor. Some understand Callum.

I love this. It’s like Cow Tools for Twitter. No one is sure what’s going on but there’s some semblance or parallel of a known cultural reference.