We judge Trump based both on the content of his character, and by the color of his skin. Dumbass orange motherfucker.

Or the catalytic converter.

They forgot the “in yo” between snake and cakes.

moist toxic

God damn slightly damp conservatives.

Up for 5 hours with over a hundred downvotes; has nobody else reported this for the very obvious transphobia expressed in the meme? Why the fuck is this even still up?

Philistine - a person who is hostile or indifferent to culture and the arts, or who has no understanding of them.

I think you fall into the latter part in this case.

Nah. Nanomachines, son.

If GTA6 is $100 for the basic copy I hope absolutely nobody buys it.

For cis-men this happens a few times a decade

Happens to me multiple times a day. 😩

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Also if you didn’t know: The actor who had the alien pop out his chest in Spaceballs was the same as the one in Alien, which they were riffing. That’s why he says “not again!”

THIS IS A MANUALLY TYPED MESSAGE FROM A NORMAL, FLESHBAG HUMAN. BEEP BOOP.

Wait… Cucumber is a berry and not some kind of squash? 🤯

That means pickles are fruit, right? 🤔

Aw man! 😮‍💨

First it was gluten and now it’s micro plastics that are gonna explode my balls. What isn’t going to explode my god damn nuts? 😬

Your attempt to stop me from eating ass has failed.

Does this mean the vaporussy tastes like sea salt cheese? 🤔

Same vibes as paying a dude to harass your girl on the beach so you can “fight them off” and look like a hero.

The extra sour Skittles are hella sour and good.

I also enjoyed the spicy ones they had for a limited time. Got them once thinking they would be kinda lame, but I ended up buying at least 1 bag a week until they were discontinued.

Of course nothing beats Lucas or Sour Warheads. Do they still make ShockTarts? I haven’t seen them shits in a long time.