Meeech

Tag side = balls
Non tag side = face

It’s not that hard lol

If your erection lasts for longer than four decades, consult an Epstien.

Unfortunately yes… I noticed an uptick in usage after musk started using it openly.

Narrator: it was in fact the worst blowjob.

AWOO-HOO!

Patient? Let me introduce you to the frozen uncrustable.

My wife and I used to get those questions from the family. They promptly stopped asking after my wife told them “when he’s done making me his hoho and starts making me his twinkie”. It always took a few seconds before it clicked. Their reactions to finally getting it were priceless.

Sounds good. Let’s sign you up for the $30/Month subscription.

Sorry that’s an additional $20 service fee for loving something. Them the rules.

Swordfight!!

Maybe a snake every now and then.

I grew up with pineapple, canadian bacon, and black olives. So good but hard agree. So easy to mess up if the ingredients are sub par.

Some might say this is pop art

It’s just the sauce that’s different and it’s not that good. You’re paying more for a worse off burger.

They really know how to cull their player base.

I recently got to experience this glorious moment, and I feel this is the appropriate post to share it in.

Where I work, I get 5 days worth of PTO which can be used for either sick time or vacation time. It takes (8) 40 hour weeks to generate 1 new PTO day. We’re not allowed to take unpaid time off, you’re required to use your PTO. If you do not have any PTO left, you go up to 40 hours negative. You are then required to work 40 weeks to break out of the negative. If you decide to quit or are fired while in the negative, that hourly difference is deducted from your last paycheck.

It didn’t used to be this way. The family owned company I work for was bought out by a 500 million dollar corporation.

Shits fucked yo.

Born in 89 and I played the shit out of Altered Beast as a kid.

I’m a simple man. I see Altered Beast, I upvote.