Did you have to help a chicken cross the road making that joke?

Yeah live service anything was going to land like a dead fish in my area where whether or not you can get a ping through to fucking Google depends on how many people in the neighborhood are off work.

There’s been locations in the past where the decision was made to initially just build the minimum paths for handicap access and etc and then wait for the desire paths to form to decide where to put the rest of them. Great idea really. The apartment complex started plowing the one that goes from my building to the gas station.

There somebody specific in mind here? Kinda looks renaissance era but that’s not really my thing as far as history goes.

I also want stories, I can trade you for ski lift stories.

It’s certainly when I learned high pressure water systems are a thing.

Humans are destructive creatures and public restrooms are one of the better ways of proving that. Friend of mine in high school once came up to us in the lunchroom and excitedly ushered us to the bathroom to show that he had successfully kicked a urinal off the wall, causing high pressure water to spray all the way across the room.

I get it all the time? Despite the sign with the bus schedule being right the fuck there.

Edit: it happened again in the time since I wrote this comment.

Right, insects work on a more input/output basis. Make the trap as obvious as you want, the only thing going through their head is the smell of the nectar.

Insects don’t really do much thinking the same way we do, and you ideally hide the bear trap under brush. As far as rats and mice go they’ve been known to figure it out eventually but it’s the same basic premise as a letter bomb, and humans fall for those.

Came here to make that comment. Now that I think of it a Dahmer cookware set is a hilarious idea.

Yeah the mixed comments are interesting, one gets the impression many here only see that as a slide intended to give kids road rash and have no sense of potential in other uses.

I almost wonder if this may have been more of a winter attraction. I could definitely see rocking my snow skate in a park built like this.

That is a hell of a moral question that I don’t think I or anybody else can answer for another individual.

Edit: I have no idea one direction or the other but I assume you asked this as it’s something that’s come up. If so I feel for you, genuinely, I cannot comprehend the pain such a situation would mount on an individual and the weight such a decision would have.

I mean fuck it, if a F-350 without a bed fell into your lap it’d still be the cheapest vehicle to work with so might as well do something silly with it.

I mean, it’d be a block of cereal marshmallows condensed together with further marshmallows and infused with an eighth of marijuana, so probably not the healthiest or most responsible thing to come out of my kitchen but I’m starting to get pretty popular for my creations.

A fictional character that’s existed for 4 frames coming to harm being the punchline isn’t particularly funny to me, especially the way it’s done here, but that’s about it, not funny. I’m about as offended by drawings getting raped as I am with them getting murdered, and the second is a much larger category with a less contentious comment section.

I think we should all band together and have a day where the intrusive thoughts win. I’ve been wondering how much damage I could do at the local hotel being as I’ve got an employee uniform for the construction crew doing the remodel sitting in my closet.

The whole neighborhood, for the most part, consists of friends. It’s employee housing for a ski resort so they’re all at least coworkers, with the exception of the cop who doesn’t do anything but is used as a threat against everyone else by the landlord and me who’s an unemployed arguably crazy person who’s trying to get on disability for the seizures and is allowed to stay since I sleep on my dad’s couch and he gets along great with the resort.

Rice krispie treats with just marshmallows instead of cereal.