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Tangent5280@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Taylor Swift on her way to her plane

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Taylor Swift on her way to her plane

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    I was scared for a second, the edit is so real and seamless! I bet you used AI

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      I’m disgusted by these AI deep fakes of Taylor!

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        So this is what all the fuss was about?

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        Disgusting! What are the URLs to those deepfakes so I know how to avoid them?

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          You’ll have to go to a really dirty site to view it.

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      The prompt is just ‘Taylor swift traveling to her private jet’

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      You have been banned for using unregulated AI, law enforcement have been notified.

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      Upvotes prove your intelligence level

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    You can’t just use your local shopping plane to travel across the state. That would be so embarrassing!

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    haha best one yet!

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      This is just stupid enough to make me laugh haha

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    • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.world
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      Bill’s always going on tour for his concerts, too.

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        • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.world
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          Windows is a software product. It is meant to be installed on a computer, not ingested into the body.

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            It’s software, as in “wear.” It obviously is meant to be applied to the skin, like sunscreen.

            Hardware, on the other hand, is for eating. Why else would it have such an appetizing texture?

            • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.world
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              HEAD ON

              APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

              HEAD ON

              APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

              HEAD ON

              APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

              HEAD ON

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                I adore you.

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            • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.world
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              Hey buddy have you heard about people without access to clean drinking water?

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                • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.world
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                  If you’re saying bill should spend his money in the US on humanitarian crisis, I won’t disagree. I think it’s also possible to do both.

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          What if I wanted to anyway?

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          At least he practiced what he preached then, he drank purified shit water on camera for us all to see & be inspired by.

          now I want to see him walking everywhere instead of driving a car, I want to see him live in a 700 ft² apartment that he doesn’t own and never will own. I want to see him working three jobs a day just to get by but still not able to pay all of his bills. And I want him to eat bugs every time his body needs protein.

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              Really? Why do I vividly remember seeing him drink it? It really is a vivid memory in my head. And I think about it periodically.

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                Its that microchip in the vaccines.

                It receives memories. Only in 720p though.

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                When do you think about it?

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                  I dunno just random thoughts triggered by whatever else is happening around me or whatever else is going on in my head. I’m sure we all have moments like this 10,000 times a day in which you think of something that is stored in your memory for any reason or no particular reason at all, we all have brains that store memories and retrieve them. That’s just how brains work.

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    I’m here for this. Please keep them coming.

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      Where do we even go from here, though? We should’ve saved this one for the end.

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        Nah, we can go deeper, much deeper.

        Like get a plane to get from her bed to her plane, so she can go to her plane at the airport.

        I’m waiting until Taylor’s toothbrush will use a plane to scrub her teeth.

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          Thank you, this is what I needed to feel ok about tomorrow.

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        I want one with her going from her seat on her plane to the onboard bathroom, in a plane…

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    I’m so sorry I don’t get it.

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      Taking her plane to get to her plane.

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      Someone made a public tracker with a 24 hour delay(for her safety) for her private jet usage. She got mad and using or trying to sue the guy who did it. She’s of of those “Rules for thee, but not me” types.

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        The main reason people make these memes about her is that she uses her private a lot. Apparently she used it for a 13-minute flight that would have been 30 minutes by car.

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          Any use of a private plane is a lot. I hope all these rich bastards get their planes tracked.

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        Kind of stupid, even the delay, because anyone who wanted to and had the ability to hurt her would definitely not be depending on some college kid’s hobby project.

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          Probably just a cya thing.

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      She publicly supported biden and now gets the full attention of trump supporters and russian trolls throwing shit at her to damage her public image similar to what they did with Clinton.

      Single handedly made right-wing people care about plane emissions…

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        lol fuck off. It has nothing to do with Trump. Fuck her for going after people tracking her plane. We did the same with Musk

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          Then why did the whole thing only start a couple of weeks ago when there are articles about her problematic flying habit for years?

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            Because she recently said she was going to sue the person tracking her plane. Idk I kind of think we should hold billionaires accountable for being shitty people.

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              Now I’m wondering how bad Xitter would get if Taylor bought it from Elmo.

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            because it’s only recently she asked us not to

            and we’re gladly not gonna comply

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        They don’t care about the emissions, it’s the hypocrisy that they think is the worst part.

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          They don’t care about the hypocrisy, it’s the being opposed to Trump that they think is the worst part.

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            I was going to type out a rebuttal and how shitty even assuming that about me was, but then I deleted the whole thing to instead tell you I have only deep contempt for you.

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          They don’t care about hypocrisy any other time.

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            I repost shitposts bruh I’m not smart enough to make political statements.

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          hypocrisy

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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          I care about the emissions. Taylor Swift’s father is a retired stockbroker from Merrill Lynch. The only reason she’s famous is because her father paid for all her opportunities. There is no such thing as a liberal elite. They’re just marketing to a demography.

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        Could also be that for whatever reason she is topical, so she gets made fun of

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      Neither did I for about ten minutes

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    Kill all billionaires. Swift, Musk, Zuckerberg, Gates, the ones you’ve never heard of, etc, etc

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      Would be a waste of meat.

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        Kill them and eat them :)

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          I just wonder what Wagyu beef grade those billionaires would get.

          They have liven a life of pampering.

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          perfection

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      most of their money is in stocks though, so it’ll just create a power vacuum that’ll be filled instantly

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      I really appreciate your anger and agree with you but unfortunately this won’t resolve the problem

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        Oh this is more of just a hobby.

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        Good start tho

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      Then kill all millionaires. Then kill anyone with more money than me. Now I’M the richest! …oh shit

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        Slippery slope fallacy right there, I tell you h’wat

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    I mean, with the size of some airports it feels like you need a plane to get to your plane.

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    the plane in planes planes plainly on the plain.

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    1000090985

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    Aw man, is Taylor the new Brittney?

    Is she the next one to be sacrificed like in that episode of South Park….?

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