That would explain why there’s lots of banana peels but no bananas.

Hooray Blackjack!

Dated pop culture reference?

I get my greens through Mike and/or Ike.

WinRAR

Is this loss?

When I think of masculine energy I sure as hell don’t think of Marky Z.

Still?

They just did what they were told.

But then you miss out on the thrill of removing the non marshmallow pieces from the cereal. That’s worth the price of admission.

That’s how you get out of jury duty.

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Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

Is there a Power of I Don’t Know or a Power of Can You Repeat the Question?

Gotta wake up early to do your taxes.

How does it compare to Rampart?

I ain’t happy unless I’m getting paid.

Doesn’t surprise me. The US Federal government used to have a similar application process where you had to write what amounted to a small essay explaining your knowledge, skills, and abilities.