No

Does she like to sing Tequila?

Almost helped an old lady across the street, but then she said “I need about tree fitty” and that’s when I realized that this old lady was 10 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic Era.

Bugs Bunny

She’s a shit at least.

Considering that Baja Blast only came out in 2004, I don’t think Cicero said it.

But how many have ninja turtles?

e. e. cummings would agree.

A new breed of supercats figured out how to condense themselves enough so that they could fit in those holes. It was a sad day for mice everywhere.

Did you know that dihydrogen monoxide kills more people than any other liquid? And yet, the government does nothing to ban it. This deadly liquid could be anywhere, even in your home!

You don’t matter give up

No, it’s a scientific term for life forms.

That’s Zelda? I thought Zelda was the hero, you know, the guy in the green with the green hat and overalls and threw fireballs.

This is why you always leave at least a one urinal gap.

I learned about 9/11 because it happened when I was in high school.

What’s wrong with Brawl Stars?

Yeah the people who say that tell boring stories of glory days.

Being an adult is similar except with Drew instead of Bob.

I do enjoy Gary Numan.

Do they have edible lingerie?