“She might be the most heart-warming person to exist”

How can ISPs tell what app is requesting data? Doesnt it all look the same on their end?

That sounds way dirtier than just saying “Lips”

It’s like a test from Squid Game

Wait, is that what brandy is?

A WHAT-Brush?

Like that blocky first person shooter that sweeped audiences away earlier last year? The one with like 128 players in one map?

“kindly”

Ugh, this entire concept makes me want to wash my eyeballs, both the cheating, the homewrecking, the justifying it after the fact, and the gloating too.

Every day I have to make so many decisions that by Lunch I’d be like “The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised”

Ah, that makes sense.

The poor dude’s burnt crotch is a nice detail.

Blast your wifi across town? What sort of range are you talking about? Did you hook them up to electricity poles or something?

I’d think you wouldn’t want to eat one that looked off in your case.

lmaoo this is comical

Damn, didn’t expect you to be right.

With every successive word in your post I was sure it was going to end with you shitting in the bushes.

Kinda disappointed now to be honest. You owe me one poop in the bushes.

How did it taste? Do you have a recipe I can follow? I don’t know hoe far a vegan ingredients shopping run will go where I live though.

Literal shitpost

What was being treated in your case? I checked online and as far as I can see, Prednisone is used to treat immune system overactivity.