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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Are ya winning, son?

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Are ya winning, son?

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    “Son, I’m profoundly disappointed. I raised you not to stoop to such awful perversion. You’ve managed to ignore the rule of thirds and even moved the focus from your eyes. Hand me the camera so we can do this right.”

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      Rule of thirds is such a cishet concept

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        I use the rule of 3/16ths

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          135/4ths is good too

          • KISSmyOS@feddit.de
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            Rule of sqrt(2)/1

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        Yeah. We need the rule of 3/5ths

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      He is obeying rule 34 tho

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      Unless she still wants to be a son, of course. Anything is fine.

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      I misread this like three times. Very funny. 10/10 supportive dad joke.

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    That kids makin more than the dad now 💀

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      Yeah, I won.

  • Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.world
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    Ab-so-lutely

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      Indubitably

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    That’s your daughter now

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      She’s wonderful

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    Well… they’re definitely winning from the looks of it!

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    What is suppose to be in Dad’s hand because it looks like a dog food bowl.

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      Doorknob

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      Good question - i’m assuming it’s not a meat cleaver (but that’s what my first impression is)

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  • TheSluttyMelon@lemmynsfw.com
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    Too real

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      username checks out.

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    🥸 ya winning

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    Don’t know about winning, but I would like to have some of that pics (๑Ő௰Ő๑)

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    Autogynephilia might not be the most healthy mental state, tbh. But as long as it doesn’t hurt anybody, y’all do you.

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      Don’t really see what’s unhealthy about people exploring very safe things that they’re into

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