Mine will start singing at 555. Breakfast is at 6 to 630. If I snap my fingers he’ll run away. Because he knows he’s being a fuck. Get up. Runs under the bed out of reach. Plays chicken. Until you either feed him or throw him out of the room.
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A powerlifter who knows power tools.
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me with twinkish physique and various mental illnesses.
Looks like I’ll be locked in the vault with the rest of the breeders. 🙃🙃🙃 I’m a dom I swear
I need that shirt.
It being oglaf I expected his ass to be spread by a mountain with a cute lil blushing face.
I tried it and agree that’s that grossest thing here.
We truly are the ham sandwich race
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•me n the homies not crossing streams cuz were not gay
5·1 month agoThis is one of those images that just makes me more uncomfortable the more I look at it.
Good job piss poster
The best humor comes from trauma.
I love you all.
It’s not my fault all the good shitposting places are trans spaces.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's your favourite historical photo and why?
13·1 month agoHad never seen that one. Powerful.
Why is my safe open
That’s our internalized shame. I blame growing up baptist.
Irritated enough to learn
All dick and no balls makes chewy a sad sub
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•A Jamaican accent just makes me smile
7·3 months agoI do a Nigerian voice to help process my pain. But it doesn’t work I keep doing it tho
Now read it back how in de voyce
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?
31·3 months agoI like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
Yes they do. Most People who have rage won’t admit part of them likes it. A small feeling of power. No matter how infantile. They love it.
As self destructive as it is.








Even though I liked it I find it to be the game that huffs it’s own farts the most. Cowboy simulator