Use the clit like a speed bag

My hair is long enough. I don’t want a non imaginative boi

If they’re feminine enough, and you take your glasses off, you can pretend it’s a big angry clit.

My work orb has fallen and shattered. Life orb was dependent on the work orb. I’m holding a mental health orb but that is actively shattering in my hands because bills.

Wat do.

They didn’t tell me how to ponder the orbs correctly.

“Abortion is green.”

Can I holy the security guards gun?

He went to New Zealand for 2 minutes and 35 seconds just to cum!

I CAN TASTE IT

TAKE ME BACK

How many times have you been peed on in real life?

That’s advanced.

Now you go.

Weird shit you did as a kid go:

I got y’all beat. (No pun intended)

Too scared to look up porn. Thinking I’d be caught. Ended up knocking over peasants in one of the early assassins creed games and rubbing my pants furiously when their underwear would show.

Party I was at was trumpers and this irony is delicious.

America playlist going most of night. They turned off hendrixs star spangled banner at woodstock. Little too experimental for em, little too on the nose.

Explaining to a 70 year old it was a protest song, hearing them just grumble under their breath is a new July 4th favorite memory for me. Like dude you were alive then how are you not aware.

After that it was ford truck month country.

You gotta save that for a year in. When she’s farting in front of you hit her with the ole shitstain pisser

I’ve always thought this was the real “trickle down”

Care.

What’s this what’s this

There’s bodies strewn around

What’s this what’s this

There’s corn that has been plowed

What this what’s this

The tower tumbles down

Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit

One time the guy who trained me was giving lean (purple drank) to anyone who wanted some.

Retirement home cooking during COVID was a trip

I’ve seen it.

They even switched the left and right click

Only like 1 out of all I’ve seen and I’m left handed with normie setup

America has op geography.

I hope that if we ever felt actual war it would motivate political action but it would just accelerate our hate of each other as the sides exploit it.

Sometimes sleep is better than an orgasm.

Waking up partner with oral is a joy tho.

Usually what ends up happening in this situation 🤷