ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoPoor salmonlemmy.worldimagemessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1769arrow-down112
arrow-up1757arrow-down1imagePoor salmonlemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square38linkfedilink
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·edit-21 year agoDon’t have to tell him that part, nor the agonizing journey along the way, just sell the silver lining. If you can make it a subscription that he can’t easily get out of.
minus-squareZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year ago silver lining Again with the word choice!
minus-squareturdcollector69@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoSprint yourself to starvation then bust at the finish line and die. Salmon are so based for doing this so I can have lox on my bagel
minus-squaregrimpy@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agowhat is your email & phone number Mr Salmon sir
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoSingingSalmon@shootyourshot.com Am I going to get an opportunity like those bass did?
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoYeah but fucking so hard you die is something to be proud of.
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoexcept they don’t fuck, they just cum in the water and die
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoThat’s a lot closer to fucking than what I get.
minus-squarestupidcasey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoJust in the circle of life mate(sinister snicker)
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoDuh? Otherwise the Salmon would already know why.
Still involves the fish dying
Don’t have to tell him that part, nor the agonizing journey along the way, just sell the silver lining. If you can make it a subscription that he can’t easily get out of.
Again with the word choice!
Sprint yourself to starvation then bust at the finish line and die.
Salmon are so based for doing this so I can have lox on my bagel
Everyone loves lox
what is your email & phone number Mr Salmon sir
SingingSalmon@shootyourshot.com Am I going to get an opportunity like those bass did?
Yeah but fucking so hard you die is something to be proud of.
Death by Snu Snu
except they don’t fuck, they just cum in the water and die
That’s a lot closer to fucking than what I get.
Just in the circle of life mate(sinister snicker)
Duh? Otherwise the Salmon would already know why.