Carmel should be the hard version and caramel is the soft kind.

A year isn’t even enough time to give yourself proper liver disease, unless it’s acute. But then you have a better chance of straight up dying from alcohol poisoning or DUI.

There might also be an inflamed fatty liver hiding out in there.

Ooh, thanks. I don’t think I have seen this before.

That cat looks part weasel.

They have lightweight air matresses. I get the best sleep ever camping, as long as it gets below 60 in the night.

Its not a headstone its the ball removal stone. You put your balls up on it and they wack it with a club until they are removed from you.

What if they asked AI to generate a shitpost and this image is part of the end result…

Feel free to stuff as much paper as you can fit, it’s just wood, plastics and the like that are too rigid for the machines to handle sometimes. USPS gets money for return mailing, so it’s a benfit to them as long as shims or pieces of plastic arent flying around the facility like a bullet.

Europeans would show up and my Native American homies would be armed with cartridge rifles, six shooters and a crank rotary machine gun.

I would try for better, but I think there just wouldn’t be the time for fine tooling more advanced fire arms would require. Even getting all that going before I croak is going to take a lot of ambition.

Also assuming they don’t think I am some evil spirit that they quickly kill when I demand industrial metal facilities be constructed.

Oh, they would probably also have penicillin before the white man, so that would be a major advantage.

It wouldn’t surprise me if one slipped through, there are overrides on stuff that get rejected and USPS is a massive organization with millions of parcels moving at any given moment.

This idea came from people mailing wooden shims back to the credit card companies because it would increase the postage cost over the normal weight… Please don’t do that though. Letters go through a Dr. Seuss Esque sorter system and the shims are too sturdy and sometimes get ripped out of the mail and shot across the facility…

Things were just built better back then

Half of the websites when I google and sometimes the AI summary depending on how it’s googled. This became a debate with my wife last night. I said only iron is ferrous she said showed a bunch of references to Nickel and Cobalt as ferrous.

I also found this in Wikipedia, which seems the most likely reason for the terminology confusion:

In chemistry, the term is largely obsolete, but it often means iron, cobalt, and nickel, also called the iron triad;[1]. It may sometimes refer to other elements that resemble iron in some chemical aspects, such as the stable group 8 elements

Maybe subsidized by it, but a lot of services from my local state institution are accessible by all.

I think some people genetically also lack the enzyme that converts the THC into whatever when it’s ingested.

How are the questions formatted?

He started sucking cheetos nob, even before it was cool and all the other businesses did.

I read this as “abs” at first and thought this was about a masochistic workout freak.

Vance would probably be instantly impeached over everything Trump has gotten away with so far.

What if I zip tie a large Styrofoam block to the front?