I live in a small town, so everyone at least knows who both judges in town are. 10 years ago one had a decent reputation, the other everyone hated because he was just a bully in the courtroom. He was suspended by the state for a year back in 2021 because he started harassing a woman at the back of the court room who was minding her own business, commenting about her brother who OD’ed the week before, and then held her in contempt of court for not submitting to a drug test.

Anyway, when his suspension was up he ran for his vacant seat to try and get his pension back. So I joyfully voted against that asshole and was very satisfied to see him get absolutely clobbered since everyone in town hated him.

Water that seeps into the open space at the bottom of a boat/ship.

I went to a microbiology conference a decade agothat was talking about creating novel proteins using algorithms. “AI” is a just a marketing buzzword that is meant to attract morons with MBA’s

Dude had an affair with his young secretary and she is now moving in. That’s a tale as old as time, and tells me a fair bit about the dad. Maybe he does have a good relationship with OP, but the mother is in the process of losing everything to her scumbag husband.

OP is old enough to make their own decisions, but Dad’s relationship with his mistress is going to fall apart in 6-12 months when the novelty wears off.

Sure, but you won’t get guys at a bar trying to lure you onto pissing in their mouth or exchange Cleveland steamers. But most women have had a guy go straight to “nice toes”

Hi yes, i am 30 and wear flannels and get too drunk on the weeknds. You can call me the man of your dream, NDB.

Yeah, being into feet isn’t inherently bad. But foot fetishists are always so damn creepy about it.

One thing that is important to note is that King Arthur was sorta used as a template for story telling in medieval England, Wales, and France. There are dozens of conflicting stories and accounts because some tales are from the 7th century, and some are from the 14th. King Arthur and The knights of the round table are essentially a folk hero tale for the nobility of the middle ages.

Thomas Malory’s Le Morte D’Arthur is the first compilation of Arthurian tales that were collected, but it was written in the 15th century and can be a real bear to read if you want something more casual.

Thry guy who finds himself on top determines the hierarchy until someone supplants him ny whatever means.

Dogs are fully genetically compatible with wolves, but are clearly domesticated.

Cats are plenty domesticated, same as pigs and farm ducks. The difference is that they are quicker to go ferral than dogs, cows, or horses. Cats do great around human civilization, towns, and cities, but once they don’t have humans keeping away predators, they quickly struggle. In North America, cats are now a staple in the diet of coytoes in urban and rural areas. Humans not only protect cats directly and indirectly, but we attract swarms of their favorite prey species.

Jist gonna ignore the part where he said he blew $1500 on shitcoins? He’s down $800 overall

Because you didn’t have extreme liver damage

It’s also indicative of extreme liver damage

It used to be so much fun to watch my chihuahua mind her own business and then just say “outside?” to watch her make eye contact and go totally stiff and freeze. Then i would say “Outaide?” again and she would go absolutely ballistic

I don’t have to win the Stanley Cup to feel that. Sitting with my dad and watching Alex Pietrangelo hoist that sucker was enough to make us jump up and down while we cried.

Idk if kitty litter or dental floss fits into either of those categories

I use the bathroom garbage to empty the litterboxes. Ain’t no way i am raw dogging that

The ChatGPT logo looks exactly like Megatron’s butthole in Atlanta.

What kind of shitty cooking are you doing that you gotta put salt and pepper in your food? I have a jar of lavender from my old garden and a pinch of lavender goes in whenever i grind up weed because it tastes great and takes a bit of the edge off of weed. Some people like to throw in a little bit if mint to help with flavor, or chamomile to help with sleep, or rose petals and jasmine to get a bit more umph.