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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

I'm a businessman, I do business

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I'm a businessman, I do business

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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    As a bonus, you get the identity of the person who owns the card

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    And that 30 was from himself testing the device

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      Sometimes you have to spend money to maybe make money eventually.

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        hey I have this epic business for you where you can be self-employed and get all the freedom of being a business owner with no downsides and all you need to do is sign up another couple people under your name and buy a bunch of shit that nobody wants

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      I want to believe it was actually someone else

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    See, your first mistake was the beep. Tipped them off. Coulda make thousands!

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      I think the tip was not included in the payment though.

  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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    “Business, business, business” - Businessman

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      https://haha.business/

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        I love that this meme has its own website, so professional, so fitting to the topic at hand.

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          literally more useful than LinkedIn

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        Put just meme and refuse to elaborate.

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    Spoiler alert you don’t make anything because its you trying to open the door when you (OP) comes home drunk after having lost your keys.

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    You have to be in it for the long run.

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      You know what they say, you gotta spend money to spend money

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    Yeah you use an old fucked up card for that. Still keep one in my wallet even from back when my neighbors used to knock on my door instead of the landlords because they knew I was more reliable with opening doors.

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    He’s definitely not a cop.

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    Genious.

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      Stonks

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    I only get library or CostCo card info on my reader …

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