An argument could be made that you are a genius. Both arguments would be equally wrong.

Like playing Gwent instead of fighting monsters as the witcher?

Eggs in the morning, fried chicken for dinner so eggs come first. That was the question, right?

Don’t worry. It’s just satire.

… Yet

Progress,” he said finally, “is like a herd of pigs. That’s how you should look at progress, that’s how you should judge it. Like a herd of pigs trotting around a farmyard. Numerous benefits derive from the fact of that herd’s existence. There’s pork knuckle. There’s sausage, there’s fatback, there are trotters in aspic. In a word, there are benefits! There’s no point turning your nose up at the shit everywhere.

Andrzej Sapkowski, The Lady of the Lake (The Witcher #7)

I never understood what the big deal was with staying inside during the pandemic. It’s one thing if you have a shit place and you have to house share or live with parents, if you rent a semi-modern apartment for yourself, I don’t see the issue. As long as you’re comfortable and have plenty of space, what else is there?

I agree with this part, yet:

Flowers smell okay, but really air freshener smells better.

No.

I’ve visited the French Alps as a kid and it smelled like pig shit

Definitely not.

You like wanking to pixels?

The crazy thing is, nobody really knows who the members of CARA are. Their identity is kept secret. (…) So we have no idea who these people are who are censoring nudity in American films.

Land of the free, eh? 😂

Yes. Their idiotic age rules (something about half age plus something, I don’t remember) they spread around on Reddit like it was some kind of gospel really made me question their sanity.

Yeah. Movies where people kill each other are suitable for children but movies where you can see a pair of tits for ten seconds, aren’t. Madness.

I only realised after reading your comment.

Keep putting these fucking price stickers which cannot be removed without damaging surface. Great job TK Maxx

The issue is when you turn off java, half of a website won’t work.

Why not view it in your house?

Have you ever heard about apartments/flats?

That’s all my money stacked neatly. My couch is old, sell me one. Yes I use that kind of laptop, sell me one.

Are Amazon actually doing that? Not that they wouldn’t but is there actually any evidence of them either storing these pictures or using their contents?

you’re opening up to getting a ton of dick pics on your server.

Amazon employees need something to amuse themselves with I guess.

Let me guess what country you are from…

Red one. At least inside.

And yet you only have one, poor thing - the one above your neck.

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Why do you always think it’s Russian trolls

Can also be Putin’s useful idiots. Take your pick.