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Go in the van

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Go in the van

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  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    More pixels

    This one is for @sotonaq@lemmy.world, though. Since that’s how they seem to like their comics.

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        • InnerScientist@lemmy.world
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          Now upscale it back to the original size using ai

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            Look ma! I’m am ai artist!

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      • Omega@discuss.online
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        Thank you for curing my pixel addiction

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      Thanks. Can really see the poo better on this one!

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        That’s definitely the most important part

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      I can see absolutely no difference between your post and the OP.

      Are you guys on 16k screens or something.

      • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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        OP edited the post to use the one I provided

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          I still see the old one so your comment is appreciated

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      Still too many pixels!

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      Thanks but no thanks 👍

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    Bro took it literally. Lmfao

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      No shit

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        Yes shit

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          You don’t take shit, you leave a shit

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            That’s right. Why would you take shit?

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              Maybe they’re a poorglar 🥸

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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            Unless you just run up to people and push them off the toilet and jam their still warm turds into your asshole.

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            Well, not all of us

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      That’s the joke, yes.

      Your comment is like someone replying “hahah, they thought he was batman because he did batman voice! Rofl” to someone making a prank call with a batman voice. How do you not realise you’ve made yourself look like a mentally challenged 12 year old?

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        Why so bitter, bro?

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          Bro needs to rub one out real slow and relax. Seems like a lot of pent-up frustration.

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            Right? Damn, it’s like I committed a crime. English is my second language, and I’m pretty sure I meant to say something else, but it came out like this. Sorry? I guess? 😂

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    I kind of wish he’d said “use the van” instead of “go in the van”. This is on the van owner.

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    Why can I smell this meme?

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    Utility trucks often have a hose and a funnel in the back, running through a hole in the floor underneath the truck.

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      Thanks for the info. Will poop in the truck next time

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      Yall don’t have porta potties?

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        Or old RVs with a toilet for the small jobs.

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      Often?

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        These are the trucks that carry equipment for restoring power after storms. They can go all over the country if needed. Some of these trucks traveled to Florida after the hurricane, from here in Michigan. The crew gets somewhere, does what needs to be done, and then on to the next stop.

        And they’re drinking a lot of water.

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          And beer

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      My shit won’t go through the hose

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        Gotta use your finger, Fred.

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      ‘you were so worried about if you could, you didn’t stop to think about if you should’ or however that saying goes

      don’t shit in vans, kids. except for aaron’s parents, fuck them. shit all over their astro van. bunch of bitches.

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